doomsday prepper

Bad dancer

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

not my best work.

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

That was the weirdest, saddest, emptiest cultural spectacle I've ever seen, and I saw We Will Rock You. #CoronationDay

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

@ekulyarrum @StuartLaidler I've been going to a lot of arcane masked orgies. Takes its toll on the schedule.

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

@StuartLaidler ... Let's not get carried away, Stu. I'd say third best, tops 😅

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

"Firing the park safety team in my first week was necessary. POLL: Should I resign as CEO, like, right now and leave the island in my private helicopter for normal reasons?"

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

@guanon5 @3YearLetterman @itschalkedbruh @QaosTheory Lance Armstrong was a famous American jazz trumpeter, you're thinking of Louis Armstrong. Easy mistake.

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

They have the metric system and they're not on the brink of civil war?

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I literally cannot name one thing that New Zealand does better than America

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

@3YearLetterman @itschalkedbruh @QaosTheory A, the moon is not a planet... it's a moon. B, Bill Pickering, A New Zealander, headed NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab from '54 to '76. So I guess the answer to what NZ does better is basic education.

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

Shocking twist: not one of these is actually a plot hole. https://t.co/tj6iwgp0Jv

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

Controversial but accurate opinion: the spare week after xmas is more enjoyable than xmas itself.

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

“… And an update from Nakatomi Plaza where criminal mastermind Hans Gruber is conducting a poll amongst ‘Hostage Blue’ subscribers: ‘Should I escape now, or blow the roof?’ …”

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

I also want this photo to exist as an edgy dark comedy serial in the style of "Barry".

[Soviet Visuals @sovietvisuals]

Members of the KGB Alpha Group special forces posing for a photo. Late 1980s.

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

I want this movie to exist.

[Soviet Visuals @sovietvisuals]

AI-generated scenes from the film Home Alone, reimagined as if it took place in the Soviet Union

via r/midjourney

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

A friend staggers back from Mastodon, wide eyed, blood trickling from one nostril.
‘Alright mate?’
Her: ‘Servers.’
‘What’s that?’
‘Federated servers. Nodes,’ raises her fist like she’s pulling a train horn, ‘… toot-toot.’

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

If you have to pay for it it's not democracy.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Widespread verification will democratize journalism & empower the voice of the people

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

If I said I was starting a website for creatives where you get to generate all the content, but you have to let me mine your data for profit, and I also want you to pay $8 a month, you’d laugh in my fat stupid face.

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

This site has a real 'there's a new head teacher and he's out of his depth' energy.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Because it consists of billions of bidirectional interactions per day, Twitter can be thought of as a collective, cybernetic super-intelligence

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

Fair play to that lettuce tho, what resilience.

[michael mezz @michaelmezz]

listen to her explain the Van Gogh soup protest.

she’s got a point, no?

[doomsday prepper @suddain]

Why are they swimming? Have they not heard the Queen is DEAD?