hailey

[hailey @suddendeath333]

I know how to talk about so many farm animals in French

[hailey @suddendeath333]

No thoughts, just winning $500 on a Super Bowl i never watched

[hailey @suddendeath333]

I’m mentally ill but, at least I’m not a Disney adult. I’m a Deftones fan

[hailey @suddendeath333]

We need help

[hailey @suddendeath333]

……asked my boyfriend the age old “if I were a worm” question…. He said he’d want me to be a tapeworm so I could be inside him and we’d still be able to share all of our meals….

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i need at least 3 beverages in my proximity at all times. they can all be cold but not all of them can be hot. if there are more than 3 then at least one of them has to be hot. this is the secret to my success, hope it helps

[hailey @suddendeath333]

@delusionalzoe Next time :/

[Zoë @delusionalzoe]

Life hack: make sure you arrive early to a job interview so you have time to fit in an anxiety attack in the parking lot

[hailey @suddendeath333]

The Bisexual Agenda (multiple forms of beverage and quasi feminist literature)

[hailey @suddendeath333]

Thanks to my regulars for taking me to see Billy Bragg last night. Shout out to Billy Bragg for somehow putting on a two hour set at 64.

[hailey @suddendeath333]

Ladies, he is single. Come and get him @sean_maar

[hailey @suddendeath333]

Every time my boyfriend lifts his arms https://t.co/FBKqFvuZje

[hailey @suddendeath333]

@sean_maar Was it the walk-in?

[trash jones @jzux]

of course god made men before women. haven’t you ever heard of a first pancake

[hailey @suddendeath333]

https://t.co/B6R2rKJCCe

[hailey @suddendeath333]

Okay so it wasn’t exactly a furby

[hailey @suddendeath333]

I’m sorry to the upstairs neighbors going at it. I hope me blasting Hannah Montana didn’t ruin it.

[hailey @suddendeath333]

@campanamike @LizKrueger It’s your job, as the people, to drink 11 drinks

[hailey @suddendeath333]

Horny and in danger ✨

[hailey @suddendeath333]

Is Ozark just horny Jason Bateman?