Jacquelynn Richer

If I'm being honest, this won't be that interesting.

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

@nerdstar42 Dude on a bike.... With ice cream??

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

Me, uploading a CV, AND a resume, AND typing out my work experience on each individual application...

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

"The vashta nerada could stop the cybermen. But they wouldn't survive the death particle. The death particle would also stop the spid- shoot.. spidermen? ..the death particle /would/ also stop the spidermen.."
-The English language, kicking my ass and still making real arguments

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

Ok but when do we get a Marvel movie about the guy who threw the brick at Peter?

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

@nerdstar42 *they 😼

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

All I'm saying is that a 100% increase in the number of cats we own should justify at least a 50% increase in the number of cat toys we own. It's the rules.

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

@nerdstar42 Pssh what no we would never do that

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

Panera's "hassle-free wifi" is actually one of the bigger hassels in my life

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

EVEN IF the devil was a better fiddler than Johnny, he should have been DISQUALIFIED for having an entire band of demons back him up in a 1v1 fiddle battle

OR those same demons should have backed Johnny

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

Hey, so, can y'all just go ahead and let my car's warranty expire? I'm really sick of getting final courtesy calls.

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

@nerdstar42 Happy birthday!!

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

I got an email about an app that claims to help relieve anxiety, but I'm fairly certain that 99% of the anxiety I do experience is from being on my phone so much.

Screentime is not healthy in that respect. Why would I download an app for that?

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

ICE CREAM TRUCK

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

@nerdstar42 Me: Yeah, I finally graduated college in December.
Anybody: Oh, nice! What'd you study??
Me: Honestly? Nothing.

College, in many cases, is a sick joke.

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

MERRY CHIEFSMAS

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

I don't think I ever really realized that my husband does, in fact, speak Sportsball.

[Jacquelynn Richer @suddenlyRicher]

Okay, that Snickers ad was pretty great