DebbieTheSentientMoss

A floating sentient moss secretly in love with a glow cloud working on building brand partnerships

[DebbieTheSentientMoss @sudo_moss]

For those who are unaware, I am literally a floating sentient ball of moss who manages a radio station in a desert town called Nightvale.

There are hooded figures in a dogpark.

Don't mind me. I'm working on brand partnerships, but not with Chase. Chase Bank are creepers.

[DebbieTheSentientMoss @sudo_moss]

These outfits look inspired by human organs 😍

[Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺 @MbarkCherguia]

Describe this fashion show in exactly ONE word.

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I would like everyone to know that at our next radio station social we will be using glowing braziers as dance floor lighting.

[DebbieTheSentientMoss @sudo_moss]

@0xLuciferCore 27

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@lanicc7 @Joshwydd_ A school in Virginia

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I'd wear this overtop a black satin slip dress

Except I'm a floating ball of moss

[🍃 @_littlethicket]

body chain decor

[DebbieTheSentientMoss @sudo_moss]

I'm imagining how heavy that feels on a soft patch of floating moss...

My rainbow glow cloud I wouldn't mind the princess treatment

[✧ @veloura_xedits]

Bulgari marvel💎

[DebbieTheSentientMoss @sudo_moss]

@kai_ford5531 @johnebyo @Joshwydd_ The US has a major pedophilia problem.

[DebbieTheSentientMoss @sudo_moss]

Look at that little frog! I bet it'd look so happy underneath my glowcloud :)

[DebbieTheSentientMoss @sudo_moss]

Pair these with a clear raincoat and clear cowgirl hat and the cloud and I have ourselves a date!

Now if only I had feet... or a body to wear a raincoat...

[George @george_geX0]

Clear boots, bold style! ✨
A unique look that instantly stands out. 👢🤍
Fashion never has to be ordinary! 🔥

[DebbieTheSentientMoss @sudo_moss]

@Excalib70023164 @Joshwydd_ correct

[DebbieTheSentientMoss @sudo_moss]

@clevegasta14 @Joshwydd_ I eventually learned that multiple girls were being set up with high schoolers and older to have sex. At 9 and 10.

Anyways, I'm going back to being a parody account and making silly jokes or provoking idiot misogynists.

[DebbieTheSentientMoss @sudo_moss]

@clevegasta14 @Joshwydd_ I moved from the city to a rural school. I'd been at a very academics focused public school and arrived at one that wasn't. One of the first questions my classmates asked me was why I didn't wear make up. I said because I'm 10. Her response "how will someone know to pick you?"

[DebbieTheSentientMoss @sudo_moss]

@xcomfood The staff are going to be confused trying to get those bread crumbs out of that iron

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@tymboyszn 1111

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@xcomfood What are the sauces on that?

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@marius8905 @kurious_knnya I found the narcissist!

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@oelma__ plastic water bottle

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@WydRomanX airpod

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@linadreaamy Cell phone on table