Sydney 🪩

(she/her) Clown college honor student

[Sydney 🪩 @sudsnightlive]

freshman year i was guzzling liters of wine, then finishing projects while intoxicated, & then going to my 8am trying not to let my professor know I had the BAC of a civil war soldier about to have his leg amputated & now I cant take a hit from a dab pen w/o wanting to go to bed

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

i’m so stoned i bet obama knows

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[Dolly @DollyMollyF]

“get his ass” is so hilarious. its like the modern version of “seize him

[jared @miserableflop]

when you’re drunk at pride and your country starts a war

[victor 👁️👁️ @ahm_victor]

😭😭

[Sofía @starkcanarie]

mamma mia truly lost its plot when they started believing we even care who sophie's dad is when the heart of the story has always been the realization that she wasn't incomplete for not knowing who her dad was because despite all, she always had her mom and that was enough

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

call her indie sleeze the way she was loving the strokes last night

[honeybaked @davibroui]

It’s my 7 year anniversary of living in nyc

[✨spooky kelsey✨ @ksullzz]

having a tito’s cran with peppa pig

[ben✷ @bennylftv]

this is officially THEE coolest shit i've ever seen in my life.