Sue Sheppard

Coolest mom around. I like Jimmy Buffett.

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@bromco Meet you!

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Wtf ABC? Where’s The Bachelorette?

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Keurigs should have a sensor that won’t make it work if you forget to put a cup under it.

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@mulch666 I do now.

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I just took 2 otc sleeping pills and I already feel like an addict.

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@mulch666 If I was a good mom I'd say good! Liquor is the devil's poison! But I fail miserably in the advice department.

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Why am I covered in a blanket and wearing a scarf in June? Thank goodness for wine. 🍷

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@Er0ticFuneral What? I'm off all week and next and was bored out of my mind today!

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Obsessed with Harry Styles song Sign of the Times. Omg. Don't judge me.

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My favorite way to unwind on Friday is a bottle of wine and a Dateline NBC murder.

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Everyone should go to counseling. Life changing.

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I slept for 11 hours last night. I am now invincible. 👑

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@mulch666 I'm getting Slayer leggings at Hot Topic.

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Sitting in the most unladylike position ever in a skirt on my deck but I don't care because I have a glass of wine and it's Mother's Day.

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@KCHAINZZZ They have apricot tea at Perkins?

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I ate out more this weekend than I have in 6 months and now I feel like shit. #ilovehomecooking

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@Er0ticFuneral I'm sorry sweetie.

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I find Khloe a bit hard to deal with.

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I have a thing for meteorologists. Is that weird? #jeffedmundson #keithmarler #ianleonard

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Tell me again why global warming is bad. #isitreallyfebruary