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smash that unfollow button

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don't text. i'm in my safe space (the sweet puppies kiosk at ross park mall).

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men will literally let their grief manifest into a physical monster instead of going to therapy.

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it's very validating to see that my parents' dog also developed an anxiety disorder

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i think you should be able to use a knife to get toast out of the toaster if you're really careful about it.

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this is like if the hat man was serving cunt

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pregnant for halloween and looking for the perfect costume for you and your partner? might i suggest...

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if people named zachary go by "zack" or "zach" then why don't people named nicholas go by "nick" or "nich"?

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when i made new twitter (a google doc that i posted for everyone to write their thoughts in when el*n bought twitter) they also killed the bird so this is just history repeating itself.

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i think it would be incredibly funny but also cute to get any of the vintage pyrex bowl designs as a tramp stamp. like just the designs, not a tattoo of the bowl.

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where were you when one of your besties texted the group chat that mitch mcconnell was in the hospital?

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when i hear the word "drought" all i can think of is this guy from simtown.

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@cachedeposits wait this is so funny because i just saw this one the other day but couldn't understand entirely what was going on.

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@psychiccoldcall i want to be the villain of your hourly comic day. can i be the villain?

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AAA!!

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

hi Sharks, today I am seeking forgiveness and atonement for my sins

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during this scene of the menu, i leaned over to my bf and whispered: i knew this movie was about olive garden.

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@crybabybuick