Fran

[Fran @sufran]

@ProudDemocrat0 @ClayTravis Imagine being this retarded

[Fran @sufran]

@RPatrickAllen @emceereach Lies, fantastic show

[Fran @sufran]

@Symply_rhoda1 Joffrey and then Ramsey

[Will Brinson @WillBrinson]

17 year old Miles Russell just surprised his dad in the course by having him fill in as his caddie for his final walk up 18 (he cleared it with the USGA rules committee) on Father’s Day.

Getting dusty in here 🥹🥹🥹

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Fran @sufran]

@Gosleepriya 1050 1000 divided by half is 500

[Fran @sufran]

@tophz_ "I drink and know things"

[Fran @sufran]

@theblaze Why not have his answer?

[Fran @sufran]

@TMZ Quite possibly the ugliest chick on the planet and the most hateful.

[Fran @sufran]

@TomiLahren That's bad to the bone. Let's go

[Fran @sufran]

@TheOfficerTatum Love this! We need more of this. Why didn't the lad work and buy his own car like a lot of other kids and my son?

[Fran @sufran]

@ClownWorld So, no firewood? This is pretty dope though

[Fran @sufran]

@EndWokeness How stupid do you have to be?

[Fran @sufran]

@nicksortor Can't you just drive through them? Seriously. If they will not move you keep going, screw these aholes

[Fran @sufran]

@jasonwhitlock That organization would crumble and go under. Those fans are coming to see CC

[Fran @sufran]

@wingoz How did they get conned into that deal?

[Fran @sufran]

@bennyjohnson Ppl of LA are retarded if they vote for Bass

[Fran @sufran]

@choosejaclyn @MattWallace888 This doesn't sound factual at all. No mention of the young thug with a gun?

[Fran @sufran]

@the_richstone @WellsJorda89710 This is a stupid take. Dart did nothing wrong. Abdul needs to stay in his lane and keep his mouth shut

[Fran @sufran]

@MattConnerAA Talkabout a shit class, wow that was bad, coming off a superbowl win smh