Jenams

[Jenams @suga_melk]

The end of the last voicemail I got from my mom: “I know sugar-free stuff can give you diarrhea so keep that in mind. Love ya, bye.”

[Jenams @suga_melk]

@slasheroan Because Nicola Coughlan is that girl.

[Jenams @suga_melk]

Am I expected to believe that the best year of Taylor Swift's life just so happened to coincidentally be the worst year of mine?

[Jenams @suga_melk]

New Taylor Swift shit is objectively ass.

[Jenams @suga_melk]

Nicole Kidman should be the next golden bachelorette

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

When a recipe says to use unsalted butter it’s like Sure. Let me just run to the Less Yummy Store & grab some

[Jenams @suga_melk]

Just gonna say it, the Love Island folks that I actually like are going live too much. #LoveIsland

[Jenams @suga_melk]

I’m not one of those stolen valor undiagnosed ADHD bitches. I was in the hyperactive trenches on adderrall in middle school ok.

[Jenams @suga_melk]

I say let him take the plane on the off chance it’s a Qatari assassination attempt.

[Jenams @suga_melk]

The #summerhouse reunion is about to be Lexi’s fucking time. I wanna see Serena post-casa amour, Ariana fuck yourself with a fucking cheese grater energy. I just know she’s got it in her.

[Jenams @suga_melk]

@Andy Jena from Staten Island - West, do you think Jesse handled his relationship with Lexi well?

[Jenams @suga_melk]

@Andy Jena from Staten Island - Jesse, watching it back did you have any regrets in how you treated Lexi?

[Jenams @suga_melk]

@Andy Jena from Staten Island - Imrul how to do you get women to come back with you and are you setting clear expectations that you’re only interested in one night stands?

[Jenams @suga_melk]

@rich_moneybagz I’m still finding him lovable as of now but I need his team to say no to somethin…

[Jenams @suga_melk]

I fear we are dangerously close to Pedro Pascal overexposure.

[Jenams @suga_melk]

Williams Sonoma and Sherwin Williams does the same thing as Bed Bath & Beyond and Bath & Body Works in my head.

[Jenams @suga_melk]

@rich_moneybagz God you’re so smart

[Jenams @suga_melk]

Chalamet and Kendrick avoiding eye contact at all costs.

[Timmy :) @Timmyd124]

me leaving william sonoma with a le creuset dutch oven in my cooter

[Jenams @suga_melk]

I need people on https://t.co/QwrY5roFGd to stop being mean to Andy Cohen. Look at what he built for us!!!!!