Sugaa Daddy

All my life people told me I talk crap ...
I'm getting paid for it now

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

'MY' Milestones
are made up of songs
leading back
into my childhood
That's not a joke

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

Wishing you
lots of
SUGAR
in 2023!

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

The best part of being
a comic is that nobody
knows how many gigs
you do or how much
money you make
😂

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

before quitting
Liz Truss said
"I'm a fighter
not a quitter"

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

If you're an
outstanding comic
most other comics
will make you stand

out

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

If you're an
outstanding comic
the rest of the
comics will make you
stand

out

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

Trump's Trumped!

#trump #trumpstrumped #donaldtrump #donaldtrumped #donaldstrumped

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

I'm just sad
the Queen
couldn't
see her own
funeral

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

My take away from
MTV Music awards is
the twerking of
assorted bums..
RIP Music.

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

Too many
Clowns
Not Enough
Circuses

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

baldy shaming
is a now
a hairy
issue ...

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

I can't act my age.
In fact I can't
act at all

I'm not an Actor

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

If I was an Owl!
~ I would turn my
head completely
around 240⁰ and thank
all the people bitching
behind my back

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

I can't act
my age
In fact I cant
act at all

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

Once you taste
Sugar Daddy's
Sugar ....
You'll never use
Splenda again!

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

I can't act
my age.
I'm not
an actor.

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

New Zealand
now has
7 covid cases.

This is serious.

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

The Old buggers
are having fun!
I thought ..
and then realised
they're my age

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

Every song I listen
to from the past
makes me
feel
feelings I
felt then

[Sugaa Daddy @sugaa_daddy_]

Out of all the subjects
in the world ...
My most favourite
subject
is me