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http://t.co/IAWG4Aldrn If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

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http://t.co/ZGJE8jGDC4 Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

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http://t.co/FevOTeiR3M Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

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http://t.co/Lyo8NZVazg Ceilings were just ambitious walls.

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/qKXAnHKrhM

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/C3PXnNxmPw

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/mJnWGDvnf1

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In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing. http://t.co/hvi4xGREkR

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No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/I3uiexQ0Vg

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Don't hate the playa', hate the white girl who says playa'. http://t.co/weiEileH

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http://t.co/S1wOt9Jj And before bros, churros.

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http://t.co/ZddGja9E It's cute when they put expiration dates on snacks like I won't eat them as soon as I get to my car.

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http://t.co/w1urdNJu I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.

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http://t.co/5NlpaMqu I need a less intrusive addiction than Twitter so I started using meth this morning.

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If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur! http://t.co/pTCmjeQd

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@Matthew_Lucas do you like this movie？

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never lose money

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@lovely_Lilyyy don't worry

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@lovely_Lilyyy just follow your heart

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怎么才能好好的治治她的大小姐脾气？