Telfar Bag Hater

♌️ she/her 🍉

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is so funny, because i didn’t forget, i just came to my senses

[filmjoshi @hellrnaster]

you work in customer service long enough you start realizing some people are walking around operating on a subhuman level

[Ebibaby @Ebibabyy]

“Nobody is coming to save you” but your day literally gets better after you consume art made by other people. You hang w friends & you’re no longer suicidal, even if just for a few minutes. They’re lying to you about the significance of community. People are saving you EVERYDAY!

[Jen The Feisty Librarian @Feisty_Waters]

Americans thinking Canadian wildfire smoke shouldn’t affect them and Canadians thinking FDA cuts won’t affect our food supply. We’re all on this continent together, buckos. Smoke, parasites and viruses don’t care about borders.

[LINDSEY 👩🏿‍💻 🍑 | SaaS Doll @LindseyCreated]

incoming. 🪂

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

This is such a beautiful perspective.

“Your comfort is your comfort… There's no medal for giving that up."

[Gilberte de Saint-Loup @GilberteDSL]

If a woman reaches age 65 with a current NYC address and at least four active museum memberships, she will be issued one (1) complimentary pair of red glasses

[Seyene Otu @Seyeneotu]

My toddler peed in his potty, carried it into the bathroom himself, poured it out, turned on the tap, rinsed it, & brought it back out 😩
Then he turned around & clapped for himself 🤣
Meanwhile I’m right behind him the whole time, holding my breath, they really do grow so fast

[yammi @sighyam]

just got home and was ready to shower but had to pause for a bit to take in the fact that my bf neatly organised my side of the bathroom cabinet for me 😭

[Tony! Toni! Toné Morrison @hannaehwrites]

Canned grits? Margaret Holmes will can your asshole if you’re not careful!

[Thick Saban ✨ @RaveenTheDream]

My problem is companies couldn’t wait to have less restrictions and roll back on what protects consumers with this administration when they did not have to.

But bc they are no longer required to, were exposed to glass and parasites in food.

Embarrassing.

[Telfar Bag Hater @sugarb3lla]

@busncuy @Gidi_Traffic Not at all

[V. @mcvncent]

Cyclospora dies at 158°F so literally all we would have to do is put the weather machine at that temperature for ONE minute. ONE MINUTE! We would all be really musty but it’s literally just one minute... then boom! Diarrhea over

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

i knew i was old when they rearranged the grocery store and i got mad af

[aarøn. @ayroned]

fruits and veggies are bad for you and soda is medicine. I think a 7 year old found a magic lamp

[obalende chimamanda @omosalewasmiles]

God will see them through

[Blackish Press @blackishpress]

Octavia Spencer poses for ESSENCE magazine. 📸

[Faber @dfaber84]

Gonna take Ozempic and eat at Taco Bell, going to be unrecognizable in two months.

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

What’s crazy is that vegetable prices haven’t gone down. I have to play poopoo roulette AND pay full price??