💀 Derek 💀

He/Him.
Educator. Videogames Person. Dad.
@DirtyRectangles @Shopify Dev Degree

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[Dirty Rectangles Ottawa @DirtyRectangles]

If you--like us--are tiring of this hellscape of a website, you can now find us on "that other place"

👀👀🦖👀👀
https://t.co/aJBsAllGg7
👀👀🍕👀👀

[Dirty Rectangles Ottawa @DirtyRectangles]

Tonight at 7:30pm EST, join Rectangles' James & Derek to check out a wild new game by @heliofractal:

-> DUNGEONS OF BLOOD AND DREAM <-

https://t.co/T945PmBI6X

https://t.co/2Fkipt7h0R

[Dirty Rectangles Ottawa @DirtyRectangles]

DIRTY RECTANGLES ONLINE RETURNS!!
wed june 5th @ https://t.co/T945PmBI6X

w/ other weekly streams picking up soon!
keep it dirty! 🦖✌️

https://t.co/SEkCoR12HN

[Dirty Rectangles Ottawa @DirtyRectangles]

///\// N0VEMBER SHOW & CHILL //\///
//\/ GAMES //\/ FRIENDS /\// VIBES /\//

come on out for our last event of the year! local videogames and sweet hangs aplenty!

@AvantGardeBar Wed Nov 15th 8PM

[Dirty Rectangles Ottawa @DirtyRectangles]

./././ TONIGHTS THE NIGHT, OTTAWA FRIENDS /././.
OCTOBER VIDEOGAME FUN TIMES
--------- @AvantGardeBar 8PM ---------

[Dirty Rectangles Ottawa @DirtyRectangles]

.//. OCTOBER SHOW N CHILL. ////.////
// // wednesday october 18th. //
// / @AvantGardeBar 8PM / //

local games and good vibes
https://t.co/b5ABS5e3y7

[Dirty Rectangles Ottawa @DirtyRectangles]

T O N I T E ----- 8 P M @AvantGardeBar

O T T A W A V I D E O G A M E S A N D
C O O L F O L K S C O M B I N E!!!

🦖🍕

[Dirty Rectangles Ottawa @DirtyRectangles]

WE PREDICT A SEPTEMBER SHOW N' CHILL...
WE SEE MANY OTHER THINGS AS WELL....
>> GAMES!
>> THINGS!!
>> FRIENDS N' STUFF!!!

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WEDNESDAY SEPT 20th @ AVANT GARDE BAR 8PM
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local games, local pals

[Dirty Rectangles Ottawa @DirtyRectangles]

>>_ 2 n i T e. .... !!! !

[Dirty Rectangles Ottawa @DirtyRectangles]

W E D N E S D A Y
8 P M
O T T A W A
V I D E O G A M E S

[Dirty Rectangles Ottawa @DirtyRectangles]

. // ... TOMMOROW NITE
// / // 8PM @AvantGardeBar
// LOCAL GAMES // LOCAL PALS

~`*come show and/or chill*`~
// 🍕🦖

[Dirty Rectangles Ottawa @DirtyRectangles]

__//____TO.MO.RR.OW____//__

[Dirty Rectangles Ottawa @DirtyRectangles]

U // ME // UR FRIENDZ // DA GAMES

> COME SHOW. COME CHILL. ___

W E D. M AY 2 4T H @ 8 P. M.

@AvantGardeBar

🍕🦖

[💀 Derek 💀 @sugarbeard]

@Lingman ngl I was also thinking about this..!

[💀 Derek 💀 @sugarbeard]

Wait this site is still online? What year is this??

Resurrecting myself here to say: I just got laid off from Shopify, with a bunch of other super-smart folks, after 5+ years of teaching there. If you're looking for a CS Educator or a Videogames Producer I'm available and cool!!

[Dirty Rectangles Ottawa @DirtyRectangles]

. 🦖🍕 T O N IG. HT!! !

[Dirty Rectangles Ottawa @DirtyRectangles]

It's been a minute!!

Call it a soft launch. Call it whatever. Just don't call it a comeback. You know how the song goes.

TOMORROW NITE @AvantGardeBar 8PM

[Dirty Rectangles Toronto @Rectangles_TO]

did u know we are coming back this month?
did u know we are 13 now?

come tell us what u got up to t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶e̶e̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ on ur summer vacation.

🔮 true believers all the way🔮

[Dirty Rectangles Ottawa @DirtyRectangles]

Can't wait to see how grey everyone has got..!! 👀

APRIL 26TH 8PM @AvantGardeBar

[Dirty Rectangles Toronto @Rectangles_TO]

DIR TY RECT ANGLE S
RETURN

ONLY ONE NITE
INTERCITY DELITE

A CLASSIC TANGLES

WED APR 26 @ 8PM
SEESCAPE
347 KEELE ST
TORONTO

bring yr games ಥ﹏ಥ