This is not The Onion. This is not AI. This is not even Idiocracy.
This...is John Cafaro, the guy who got the no-bid contract to re-do the defecting pool's circulation and filtering system.
He's Trump's Florida neighbor, he's a Trump donor, and he's been linked to bribery scandals.
The name of his company? Greenwater Services.
You cannot make this stuff up
I must admit, the vibrant green algae in Trump’s newly renovated reflecting pool makes the peeling blue paint chunks that float to the surface now really stand out even more. It’s a truly captivating sight.
Trump is simply the worst in everything. What an unbelievable moron.
🚨OMG TRUMP IS GOING TO SHIT HIMSELF
Michelle Obama just got even with Trump by honoring all his achievements INCLUDING WINNING A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
This is absolutely epic.
📸 Great photo of @JoeBiden and @DrBiden with the Obamas, Bushes, and Clintons in Chicago today.
This is America. Not what is currently in the White House.
The advanced nanobubbler technology very effectively killed the algae that has plagued every Lincoln Reflecting Pool reopening—most infamously Obama's reopening—since 1922.
The Reflecting Pool water is crystal clear, and our National Park Service team is now vacuuming up the dead algae resting on the bottom of some parts of the Reflecting Pool—just like the destroyed Iranian Navy resting on the bottom of the Persian Gulf.
“Trump undertook this transformation during the hottest part of the year, when algae flourish, and he made the cement dark blue, which retains even more heat, turning the shallow pool into an algae incubator” https://t.co/PjbvovkRYG
None of this makes any sense, except as desperate rationalizations from a man who cannot face facts and admit defeat. The president of the United States seems to be losing his grip on reality itself.
https://t.co/Yy5bQKxqAC
The fact that that they’re pouring from 1 gallon bottles instead of pulling up a tanker truck and hooking it up directly to the pumping system is a strong indicator that someone low on the totem pole got yelled at and had to improvise by sending some interns on a home-depot run.
We. Told. You. It. Wouldn't. Work.
HAHAHAH. It only affected the edges - and now there is a nice wide neon strip of algae in the center of the Reflecting Pool. Fucking idiots. Complete morons. 🤣😂😭