Brian Reasoner

south Florida native, Arkansas implant. avid Florida State criminole hater.

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

@MatthewLillard in the original scream movie is still my all time favorite on screen performance of all time

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

It’s too bad that you’re not unemployed right now…

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today, unemployment is the lowest it’s been in half a century.

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

And that is how I won my first fantasy championship! #blessed #imgoingtodisneyworld #FantasyFootball

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

Only fraud I see is you. Your mouth is gonna write checks your no talent ass can’t cash.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Are the Bucs complete frauds? Now on @undisputed

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

Hey @JimmyJohnson what’s it gonna take for you to come back and coach the canes?

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

Do the @CanesFootball have a curse or what? Do we just inherit a bunch of lazy recruits or is the athletics department just trying to lose how ever many millions and the season?

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

Hey @espn let’s not rank @CanesFootball in any poll until they can win 10 games in a row by an average of 70 points. Only then can you think about putting them in the top 50.
#whatajoke

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

Every year a top tier defense leading the same stagnant, lazy and simple minded offense of the @CanesFootball. Why??

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

How many times does Kentucky have to do it?

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

You’ve had 4 decades to do this. Go fuck yourself

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

If it costs drug companies less than $10 to make a vial of insulin, there’s no reason Americans should pay over $300 for this life-saving medicine.

Under my Build Back Better Agenda, we can cap co-pays for insulin at $35 a month.

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

@wilfork75 might be my most favorite human that I’ve never met.

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

@RealLunchables I love y’all and appreciate y’all. But what’s up with the low amount of cheese up in here??

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

You have an obligation to go fuck yourself

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

To those people who have not been vaccinated: you have an obligation to yourself, your family, and your country.

Get vaccinated now. It’s free. It’s convenient. It saves lives. And it’s your patriotic duty.

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

@MySportsUpdate Your dad is a turd of a coach and a man. I said what I said

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

Me too buddy. Me too

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

I miss Red Sox baseball.

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

@Mariners Ted Williams, Randy Johnson, David Ortiz, Pedro Martinez, Ken Griffey Jr.

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

@MrYankeeDoodle1 @nflmemes @NYGDaily He carried the giants to what? 🤣🤣

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

@NFLonCBS Ras-I Dowling

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

What future? 😬

[Steven H. Baumann @StevenHBaumann]

@Rrawa9857 @AdamSchefter @ErikLambert1 The Bears would have to substantially mortgage their future to move up that high, but for some reason I wish they would do that!

[Brian Reasoner @sugarchef30]

I think we should be interested in teaching the legal children first. But yeah, great priorities 🤡🤡🤡

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