Kim Kardashian managed to make Chris Appleton & Lukas Gageās wedding + Shania Twain moment all about her & her *hypothetical future love* rather than about, oh, idkā¦
The two men you arranged this for⦠Whose wedding you were officiating⦠That day?
Yikes lol
#TheKardashians
Meanwhile, the things Matt Rife ābravely createsā are mean-hearted, poorly-written jokes (that he often rips off from other comics) mixed with his own repressed baggageā¦resulting in toxic, empty, ignorant, pubescent commentary that he wants you to stoop to his level for I guess
Poor Matt Rife says in his new ~totally well-earned Netflix Special~ Natural Selection that if youāre anonymous online and ādisrespectā him by criticizing anything he so ābravelyā creates⦠He thinks you should kĀ”|| yourself. Thatās almost verbatim LOL
#Netflix#standupcomedian
Poor Matt Rife says in his new ~totally well-earned Netflix Special~ Natural Selection that if youāre anonymous online and ādisrespectā him by criticizing anything he so ābravelyā creates⦠He thinks you should kĀ”|| yourself. Thatās almost verbatim LOL
#Netflix#standupcomedian
Hulu saw all the talk about how Kylie Jenner has no personality & shows zero emotion, so momager Kris told her to ham it up this seasonā¦and she has been SO awkward about it š
Kylie is just waiting for her cue w/that blank stare but sheās off beat š
#TheKardashians
@hulu saw all the talk about how Kylie Jenner has no personality & shows zero emotion, so momager Kris told her to ham it up this seasonā¦and she has been SO awkward about it š
Kylie is just waiting for her cue w/that blank stare but sheās off beat š
#TheKardashians
@joshgiddey needs to make better choices if true, but he aināt Karl Malone
Karl impregnated a 13-year-old child, and RECENTLY, said he doesnāt care what you think about it
Oh and the @NBA still hires him for appearances
#JoshGiddeyleaked
Some try to argue, ābut human dwarves playing them is the problem!ā
but Iād love to hear from ACTUAL actors with dwarfism because I bet theyād welcome the opportunity to work on a $$$ Disney remake of an age-old, beloved fairytale
That aināt bigotry, folks
#SnowWhite#Disney
Never getting over how Peter Dinklage cannot comprehend that the Dwarves in Snow White are *humanoid* mythological beingsā¦not humans with dwarfism š®āšØ
Considering he was on Game of Thrones, youād think heād take a sec
No one show him WoW or LotR !
#SnowWhite#Disney
Spinnnn baby š¤ and so it begins⦠Kris Jenners campaign to guilt, shame & punish Khloe Kardashian for daring to criticize her majesty momagerās perfect & flawless parenting/work ethic š
#TheKardashians
Guys Iām so serious like do Kris & the KarJenners expect me to believe that people are legit googling āAre the Kardashians Americaās royal family?ā
Insult me again š
#TheKardashians
I swear if you go back and count how many times the Kardashian-Jenners have tried to force a connection between their family and *actual* royalty over the years⦠It would creep you out
Like what are they planning and who is involved vibes š¤
#TheKardashians
Example: remember when Kris Jenner went on KUWTK and tried to convince us all that some ~mysterious but totally legit~ ROYAL couple requested her eggs because they wanted Kardashian-Jenner genes in the royal lineageā¦
I meannnnn š®āšØš¹
#TheKardashians#KUWTK
I swear if you go back and count how many times the Kardashian-Jenners have tried to force a connection between their family and *actual* royalty over the years⦠It would creep you out
Like what are they planning and who is involved vibes š¤
#TheKardashians
I swear if you go back and count how many times the Kardashian-Jenners have tried to force a connection between their family and *actual* royalty over the years⦠It would creep you out
Like what are they planning and who is involved vibes š¤
#TheKardashians
Travis Scott, wow⦠Well this āman of the yearā is responsible for the DEATHS of 10 of his FANS due to his negligence & irresponsibility when planning his Astroworld festival
Makes you wonder how little he cares about people who ARENāT his fans š«„
Oh and f**k you, @GQMagazine
Or to put it plainlyā¦
Kim Kardashian is hard targeting men right now because she hasnāt reached that consumer base yet
and @GQMagazine has gladly signed on to help her stockpile even more money
#skims
Currently valued at $4 billion, @KimKardashianās @Skims soon stands to be worth even more, with its newly launched menās line and a partnership as the official underwear of the NBA:
āI just wanted men to find out what all the hype is about.ā
š: https://t.co/jDSjnEVPBB
Kim Kardashianā¦a woman who has never stood by a water cooler at workā¦is named GQās Man of the Year 2023
You canāt make this stuff up š
The Kardashian-Jenners are just so quirky when they cosplay the middle class
#KimKardashian#GQMOTY2023
Kris Jenner taking the time to make a hologram of herself with Howie Mandel rather than spend that time with her daughterā¦
Oof. Glad to see the irony is not lost on Khloe lol. Sheās just being used by her mother for an ad spot
#TheKardashians#Metaverse
I meannnn⦠the awkwardness of Kim Kardashian at the Usher concert pretending she knows the words to My Boo like itās her anthem š®āšØ
When even your editors canāt save you š
#TheKardashians