Dolce

Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time. And I have been asleep for a while. So I guess it's actually pretty funny.

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@gay4dolce Myself. As it SHOULD be. I can handle myself just fine, thank you.

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@gay4dolce If you stop watching me when I sleep, I might consider diminishing the punishment.

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Well, the salt must have worked. I haven't had any ghost issues lately.

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Never made an apron before, let alone one with hidden pockets. Hm. Let's get experimental, shall we?

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@PORCOLINE_DSC Wh-- ...Understood. I'll have it ready by the evening.

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@PORCOLINE_DSC Hm. Very well. How much do I need to pay for it?

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@PORCOLINE_DSC Is that even legal...?

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@PORCOLINE_DSC Beg pardon, sir? I only need it to keep certain little pests away from me while I'm asleep.

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Someone please remind me to buy more salt. I have....an issue.

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@gay4dolce Livetwe--?!
Or we could play a game called "Let's put Pico in a box for 6 hours". I'd rather do that.

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@gay4dolce ....We? No. This is a personal ordeal. You have nothing to do with it.

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One of these days, I'm going to close the clinic and just... Bake and sew. An entire day devoted to recreational activities just for me.

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@um_dylas Dylas, I know that you're-- well, you, but take pity on him. He's...foreign.

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@um_dylas They're...just worms. Calm down before you give yourself high blood pressure.

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@selphiaspecs Oh, the usual: Falling on ice, people trying to sled and slamming into trees, frostbite-- Honestly, it's idiotic.

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You'd think people would stay indoors during this season and not injure themselves. And yet, here I am, questioning decent morality.