Lucu bgt😭
Jadi haru anak tablo dapat tugas dari sekolah kaya nyeritain tntng bts.
Kebetulan bapaknya lagi filming sesuatu ama suga. Jd dia pelan2 dekatin suga trus nanya makanan kesukaannya apa, goldarnya apa.
Pas ngumpulin tugas, dibagian source dia bilang : suga himself
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My wife had become very irritable.
We were fighting over the smallest things.
One day, I finally sat her down and asked her why.
She said:
“You don’t pay attention to me anymore emotionally or sexually.”
I told her:
“But I’m working hard for our future.”
She just said:
A lady had a pet snake that she loved very much. The snake was about 7 feet long, and one day it suddenly stopped eating.
After trying everything for several weeks, the woman still couldn’t get the snake to eat. She took it to the vet and explained the situation.
The vet asked, “I see…has your snake been sleeping with you at night, snuggling close and stretching out?”
The woman said, “Yes, every day. It makes me so sad that I can’t help him feel better.”
The vet told her, “Ma’am, your snake is not sick. It has been getting ready to eat you. It has been watching you every day to know how big it needs to be. It isn’t eating so it will have enough room to digest you.”
Moral of the story:
Be careful about the snakes around you. Not everyone has good intentions. Just because someone seems close to you doesn’t mean they aren’t planning to hurt you. Some people aren’t praying for you, they’re preying on you.
i once ghosted a guy in my head before he ever ghosted me. we were talking every day. good morning texts. inside jokes. the whole “this could be something” energy. then one week he got busy. replies got slower. not dry. just… delayed.
my brain said: here it comes.
so instead of asking, i matched the energy. took longer to reply. stopped double texting. acted unbothered. told my friends “i’m not even that into him anyway.” (lie.)
a few days later he sends, “did i do something? you’ve been distant.”
turns out his mom had been in the hospital. he didn’t want to dump it on me because he thought we were still “casual.” meanwhile i was rehearsing my “men ain’t sh*t” monologue over something that wasn’t about me at all.
the worst part? i almost sabotaged something gentle because i was trying to beat him to the punch.
sometimes my trust issues don’t look like suspicion.
they look like self-defense… activated too early.
an audience member who’s a doctor asked cillian how he copes with playing such traumatised characters, and he goes “you’re a doctor? see, now that’s a real job” 😭
I interviewed 20 women who left their "perfect" relationships and asked what was really missing.
Their answers were not what I expected.
Not one mentioned money, romance, or even time together.
Here is what they actually said…
di dunia yg hampir gila ini ngerasa seneng nemuin konten kreator seperti sadam permana. dia gak cuma punya empati tinggi, pemikiran yg kritis tapi juga vokal. so grateful he uses his voice to speak up about feminism, gender equality, and gender-based violence🥹👉🏻👈🏻
Remember when Yoongi looked so lovingly at a little boy dancing to Mic Drop with that soft, proud smile. He has the warmest heart and he's always been so gentle to children 🥹