Nick Ashton

music. comedy. wrestling. games. football. TV. comics. stuff.

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** for anyone is having a bad day**

Just deleting some photos from my phone and was reminded of that time the @GreggsOfficial twitter page won the internet.

#VeganSausageRoll

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@liamgallagher @TheStoneRosesFP Hey Liam.

Longshot here but let's go....

It's my best mate @sam_munks birthday today.

Would be a biblical present if you could give him a shout out on here, would also make him up his game next year for my birthday.

X

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@cyp_toon @themonk1967

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@OasisMania @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher Headshrinker.

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@NoContextHumans

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@EliteClubS0B The Chosen One will be the one to save wrestling!

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@WWE Coolest Look - Corey Glover

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The only resurrection that matters today.

Happy Easter.

#WrestleMania

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@WWE The Champ is Heel.

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@sam_munks @McDonaldsUK Couldn't be bothered waiting another 20 mins!

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Not normally one to complain online, but seriously @McDonaldsUK .

Waited for 20 minutes in the drive thru car park for this Triple Cheeseburger.

The receipt asked for feedback, so here it is.

Utter shite.

Photo of advertised burger Vs the one I received.

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@Hendersonmarkd

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Drew is gonna be the one to retire Cena.

#SNME

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@wrestlelamia

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@Harry_Eastell @TicketmasterCS Same for me @TicketmasterUK

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"Highway Star" into "In Bloom" was one of the greatest transitions I've ever heard on the radio.

Top work, as ever, from @chris_hawkins

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

Simba, I don’t know how to tell you this but our kids are dead.

Hakuna Matata.

What?

It means…

I know what it means!

Look, I made a vow when I was young to live by Hakuna Matata no matter what. I might not have my kids but I have my pride.

Si…

PRIDE MEANS TWO THINGS!

[My6percent @My6Percent]

@drivelcast @vizcomic Yep. The one my friend who likes practical jokes put in, in my name. I've lost count of the amount of random people from LinkedIn or Facebook have contacted me out the blue to ask if I've written into Viz... No, I hadn't!

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@MattHighton I swear, you rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here.