meme king

Im a cosplay nerd and just a nerd in general. 20 years old and trying to find my way in the world

[david @_elvishpresley_]

the world: [at the edge of apocalypse]

me: [oblivious, headphones on]

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Who will win the World Cup?
A child who has crystals for eyes and who levitates and chants in a language made entirely of light.

[meme king @sugoitato]

@ltsGambino when are we getting that toto cover from community

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

She is so tiny and beautiful 🐢 https://t.co/K8KDIa5N7x

[meme king @sugoitato]

Best way to measure time is to listen to musicals. So far I have listened to #Hamilton and #SweeneyTodd at least three times each on my train ride.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

WE ARE IN THE CAR. NOT SURE WHERE WE’RE HEADED. BUT THE WINDOWS ARE DOWN. AND I’M EATING THE WIND

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

bb dont freeze us out like Prussian chancellor Otto von Bismarck froze out the Austrian Empire when he united the German principalities into Lesser Germany in the 19th century girl

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

mmm wanna sex you so hard you break in half just like The Second Peace of Thorn split Prussia into the western Royal Prussia and the eastern Duchy of Prussia in 1466 girl

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

baby girl youre so deep in our hearts youre as much of a central economic and cultural influence to us as Prussia was to the North German Confederation starting in 1867, damn

[Chris Jose @ChrisJoseTV]

“It was always me and her since I was little.” The heartbroken daughter of a woman shot and burned “can’t grieve yet” until her mom’s killer is caught. https://t.co/RrmZIX9bOW

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the funny thing about your attention. is that. i need it

[meme king @sugoitato]

I learned how to use Excel just so i can catalogue my Magic cards, now I just need a play mat and a Commander deck.

[meme king @sugoitato]

Doing a thing in two days!

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Can't sleep? Don't know how? Don't believe in sleep? Never heard of it? Doesn't matter. Not anymore. Not ever again. Ride Amtrak.

[meme king @sugoitato]

My scrabble score was 69
#winningatlife

[meme king @sugoitato]

"How the fuck do you spell anything?" Shes looking at her letters
"A-N-Y-"
"Fuck you"
#thingswesayplyingscrabble #gamenight

[meme king @sugoitato]

"Sorry if im being"
"A cunt?"
"Yeah"
#thingswesayplyingscrabble
#gamenight

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

N*SYNC's Bye Bye Bye is now 18 years old which means you can legally FUCK IT

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

they should call it FUCKamole because of how bad you wanna put your dick in it

[meme king @sugoitato]

Whomst the fuck