The juice.

Man of Gold | Multipotentiate | yoruba• MD. I move like D.B Cooper
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[The juice. @sugury_]

This is a 100!! You are a top guy.

[JOSH @bigjosh_0]

Medical School Has Nothing to Do With Your JAMB Score 😭

Every fresher enters medical school with one invisible badge on their forehead:

“I scored 320 in JAMB.” 😭

And trust me, in Year 1, those people move like they were personally sent by the Ministry of Intelligence.

You’ll hear things like:

“What did you score?”

Before you answer, they’ve already adjusted their glasses and said:

“Mine was 315… but I was distracted that day sha.”

Mini Jesus behavior. 😭

Some of them used to walk around campus like JAMB result is a permanent scholarship to success.

But medical school will soon gather everybody.

Because after 100 level… JAMB expires. 😂

Nobody cares again.

The same person that got 330 can still fail anatomy practical because he called ulna “radius with confidence.”

The one that scored 250 can become class rep of distinction because he reads every day like NEPA will soon take light.

Year 1 Is Usually a Scam 😭

First year still has traces of secondary school vibes:
• Physics
• Chemistry
• Biology
• “I know this one from JAMB” energy

So high scorers still feel at home.

But once you cross into proper medical courses:
• Anatomy
• Physiology
• Biochemistry

Everybody is now on equal suffering ground.

No examiner will ask:

“State your JAMB score before attempting Question 1.”

😭😭😭

Medical School Is a Game of Consistency

The real superstar in med school is not the person who topped JAMB.

It is the person who can sit down every day and read even when life is not sweet.

The one who says:
• 5 pages today
• 3 pages tomorrow
• Revise lecture notes next week
• Cry small
• Continue again

That person is dangerous. 😂

Because in med school, repeated reading turns confusing topics into your friends.

At first:

“Glycolysis is wicked.”

After reading it 8 times:

“Ah glycolysis my brother, how far?” 😭

Meanwhile The “Genius” Can Still Fall Hand

There are some very intelligent people who understand everything once.

But they have one deadly disease:

Tomorrow Syndrome™

They’ll say:
• I’ll start next week
• I work better under pressure
• I just need one night to read
• I like reading close to exams

Then exam will now show them who owns pressure. 😂

Discipline Is the Real Cut-Off Mark

That average student with:
• airplane mode on
• phone hidden
• social media deleted
• coffee beside him
• dark circles under eyes
• reading like tuition expires tomorrow

…that person is the real threat.

Not because he is the smartest.

Because he is available every day.

Medical school loves availability. 😭

Brutal Truths Nobody Tells Freshers

1. JAMB got you admission, not graduation

JAMB opens the gate.

Consistency helps you survive inside.

2. Smartness without discipline is decoration

Looks nice. Performs poorly. 😂

3. Small reading daily is stronger than motivational cramming

2 hours daily for months can disgrace 14-hour panic reading.

4. Everybody gets humbled

Even those who entered with trumpet music.

5. Character matters

Can you focus?

Can you sacrifice enjoyment sometimes?

Can you continue when tired?

That’s where many battles are won.

Final Advice to 200 Level Students 😭

If you’re just entering 200 level, reduce unnecessary social media pressure.

Some people posting soft life online are repeating pathology quietly.

Face your books.

Your mates are tweeting “God when?”

But reading CNS.

Do not be deceived. 😂

Final Conclusion

You do not need to be Einstein’s nephew to survive medical school.

You need:

✔ Consistency
✔ Discipline
✔ Humility
✔ Good habits
✔ Past questions
✔ Stubbornness against giving up

Because in the end, medical school does not ask:

“What was your JAMB score?”

It asks:

“How many times did you stand up after being humbled?”

[The juice. @sugury_]

@OlayinkaLere A party has 31 govs and you would advice baby steps.

[The juice. @sugury_]

Who would have thought doctors would begin to resign from federal facilities for better pay in the private space. Please it's best you always keep in mind Nigeria has no such upgrade plans whatsoever even in a decade, going forward.

[The juice. @sugury_]

@drpepple_ Congrats chief

[Olumide Adesina @olumidecapital]

Tesla approved N1.5 quadrillion pay package for Elon Musk, the world's richest man

[The juice. @sugury_]

I'm a huge fan of nord's boss, man is larger than life, I've read through a whole lot. He's clinical no cap.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

So Nord Automobiles, through its subsidiary, @tavetmotion released 3 new EVs today.

•LUTO: compact electric city car
•VANT: electric logistics van
•GARENT: luxury electric sedan

EVs help you save costs on fuel and maintenance. Importantly, these cars are made by Nigerians for Nigerians. You should get yours already

[The juice. @sugury_]

No panic!! Greatest aura farmer of all time.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

When 50 Cent walked into a crowd full of rappers he had beef with

[The juice. @sugury_]

Na by force to fight war, they should go for Maduro in Venezuela.

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

See what US Military is posting cos of Nigeria 😭

[The juice. @sugury_]

@FearedBuck Life continues, regardless

[The juice. @sugury_]

@egi_nupe @MA_and_A Congrats bro

[The juice. @sugury_]

@DejiAdesogan Happy retirement, gentle giant.

[The juice. @sugury_]

@DrSolomonUbani Balderdash!!

[The juice. @sugury_]

@thesavvynurse But even doctors that don't go for residency are not called consultants nor specialists, PMOs,CMOs don't get called consultants regardless of their long career years.

[The juice. @sugury_]

@Morris_Monye Must be harrods

[Ben the Seer @MikaelCBernard]

You’d never see Nigerian lawyers fighting for govt to respect court orders.

It’s to be demanding 10% for ChatGPT templates documents.

Something a sensible govt would make a portal for and make free, so they can directly collect their tax.

Legal Omo Oniles.

[The juice. @sugury_]

@Hybrid_Ola 500 milli in dollars , Lol.

[The juice. @sugury_]

@Asmali77 Just so you know, the Chinese president has no individual plane like the Air force 1.

[The juice. @sugury_]

VVF is very debilitating, that innocent girl was stripped off her dignity and freedom, I pray her family gets justice. This could also be a focal point for awareness in the north against child marriage which puts a lot of kids at risk of VVF.

[The juice. @sugury_]

@dammiedammie35 Ochacho 777!

[The juice. @sugury_]

@Onsogbu At best this is preposterous, how do you support individuals using our common wealth to go on failed trips with incompetent family members and for posterity sake please do better.