Mohd Suhel

it's hard to explain.

[Mohd Suhel @suhelbaz]

Saying it again

[Mohd Suhel @suhelbaz]

This guy could steal my girl and I’ll be jealous of her.
#MIvRCB

[Mohd Suhel @suhelbaz]

So it’s the world cup of which country have the best desi players

[Mohd Suhel @suhelbaz]

This guy could steal my girl and I’ll be jealous of her.
#MIvRCB

[Mohd Suhel @suhelbaz]

Idea: Ellyse Perry as impact player for rcb for rest of the tournament. #RCBvsPBKS

[Mohd Suhel @suhelbaz]

World cup ki jagah Ind VS Aus series kara do har chaar saal mein😭😭

[Kashyap Swaroop @Jokingkash]

Hi Mumbai housing twitter, I’m a bachelor looking for a 1bhk in Andheri/Jogeshwari/Goregaon. Preferably unfurnished or with basic electronics. Budget is 25-40k, depending on location and amenities. Pls help a friend out? Consider this an SOS 🥲

[Mohd Suhel @suhelbaz]

New video on youtube. Search ‘world happiness report’.

[Mohd Suhel @suhelbaz]

Thala har inning mein next inning ke liye ready hote hai

[Mohd Suhel @suhelbaz]

Faf, Kohli & Maxwell scored 49 runs combined as a tribute to the team’s highest score.

[Abhishek Baxi @baxiabhishek]

Best chapter marking on a stand-up comedy video on YouTube. @suhelbaz

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Hey Google, I am feeling the urge to have sex.

Google: Most certainly. I am dimming the lights. Setting your AC to 22 degrees. Viagra is kept on the top right shelf of your wardrobe. The gel is kept next to it.

I have hired your favourite Thai masseuse. She is just 12 minutes away as per her uber ride status.

I have scheduled her 500 Dollars payment from your credit card 2 hours from now.

I have checked your wife's GPS and she is at Walmart buying groceries.

As per her buying checklist stored on my disk, she will take at least 2 more hours plus considering Google maps traffic, an extra 1 hour to reach home.

Enjoy your sex. And yes, your condom is in the pull-out drawer of your living room and the key to that drawer is in your wallet.

This is the last condom, so I have added condoms to your Amazon cart.

This is called Artificial Intelligence
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Wife: Hey Google, have you set it up?

Google: Sure thing, he thinks you are going to take three hours, all you gotta do is take an Uber home, and you will reach in 45 minutes.

I'm recording the whole thing with four cameras, you just need to walk in,
we have the bastard cold, I have your divorce papers printed and ready, your attorney briefed, and case documents drafted, all set. Your Uber ride is waiting outside.

This is artificial counterintelligence.

[Mohd Suhel @suhelbaz]

Batting collapse ko koi kuch nahi bolega

[Sarayu Pani @sarayupani]

When i tell people that I am 36, they refuse to believe me. They have often remarked that because of my fitness regime, the skin care routine, the mental strength and my commitment to masala potato wafers, i look at least 10 years older.

[Jofra Archer @JofraArcher]

Unlucky shaw

[Niv Prakasam @NivPrakasam]

Here's my first ever stand-up video on my youtube channel. Please watch and enjoy!

https://t.co/9M2VIuvcIK

[Mohd Suhel @suhelbaz]

Uploaded a new standup comedy video on YouTube. Retweet karke mujhe aashirwaad dedo.
Link: https://t.co/x1LRZ7hs62

[Mohd Suhel @suhelbaz]

Some stats are just poetic

[Johns. @CricCrazyJohns]

Virat Kohli was the last Indian player to take a wicket in the Men's T20 World Cup Semi-final.

[Mohd Suhel @suhelbaz]

Bringing this again

[Mohd Suhel @suhelbaz]

Agar kal haar gaye toh roz chain kuli ki main kuli dikhao poori team ko inspiration ke liye.

[Mohd Suhel @suhelbaz]

KL Rahul ko Australia ghumaane toh leke nahi gaye the