Suhel Khan

Writer, blogger, Stand Up comedian, Bollywood buff...

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

@_mr_x__official @motorolaindia Forget any support brother! I got edge 60 pro.. came out of the box as faulty.. have given in the service centre for replacement. Now @motorolaindia is not even responding on private messages.

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

@motorolaindia @motorolaindia pathetic way to deal with buyers of your so called "premium" phones

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

Extremely frustrating and irritating to see @motorolaindia @Moto_Support taking customers for granted. Bought a new phone on @Flipkart minutes. Came with issues out of the box. Flipkart raised its hands and said go to the service centre. Service centre confirmed the issue...

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

@motorolaindia I have been left hanging on your private chat as welll.. no response... Motorola jhst wants to sell and collect money i guess... No service to be given!

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

@motorolaindia Lets see what difference the private chat makes

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

@motorolaindia @Moto_Support @Flipkart Havent used the phone for even a minute. And now paying the price of trusting the beand @motorolaindia

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

@motorolaindia @Moto_Support @Flipkart Handed over the phone to the service centre 2 days ago. No response! I got it on flipkart minutes as it was needed urgently. And now i dont know how long i have to wait for a new phone. Sad a company like @motorolaindia is doing this! Guess consumer courts are the only option

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

@rapidobikeapp @RapidoCares is by the the most unsafe and scammy app or service there could be. Either the riders are fooling them or they are in on the scam with the riders. There is not one real person in customer service.

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

@mybmc what's the decibel limit for residential areas? I was under the impression it was 55dB... How is one supposed to be mentally sound with this going all the way up to 100dB as well sometimes.

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

It is an absolute shame to see what @BarbequeNation has turned into... From a game changer to scam! Booked yesterday, reached with family after paying a like some 250 rs to block the seats. And had a horrible experience. We just left before we even sat down! Pathetic and sad!

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

Just watched the #ORomeo teaser and saw Farida Jalaal say "Chutiya"... Childhood successfully destroyed! Why you do this Vishal Bhardwaj?

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

Today marks 4 full months after I filed and verified my IT Returns on the @IncomeTaxIndia website. The process hasn't moved an inch. I've seen testimonials of people saying they received theirs in 24 hours. Kuch kami hum mei hi rahi hogi...

#incometaxindia

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

@IncomeTaxIndia @nsitharamanoffc @officeofPCM @FinMinIndia @PIB_India @MIB_India The entire system is plain mockery! I filed and e-verified my returns on 9th of July 2025. Today is the 16th of September. Still no signs of any movement. Just fake posts going around of how people got their returns in 2 hours, while lacs & crores wait for 3 months! Astounding!

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

No you satans turd! You can't be absolved of your responsibilities by calling her a "freelancer". She had a name, Maryam Abu Daqqa! Have the guts to name the martyrs at least, if you cannot name your overlords! Fuck you...

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Four journalists, including a freelancer who worked with AP, are among eight killed by an Israeli strike on southern Gaza's Nasser Hospital. https://t.co/F2U4K6ZOfh

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

The opposition is as useless as the "ay" in "okay"... This is not Lovely Professional University... Move the bloody courts if you have the proofs! No point presenting it when you know the media will never cover it and also bury it.
#RahulExposesVoteChori

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

@Swiggy tum bhot mast scam karta hai maqsood bhai... That bolt ka 4mins went to 2 mins and stayed 2mins for the next 10mins till the time the delivery person reached my location... 😂😂😂!

On time delivery guarantee max pro

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

Not being sarcastic, but seriously want to know from @PrimeVideoIN , what is the Rs 1,499 per year for, if we have to pay an additional Rs 699 to "Go Ad Free"?

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

No @ZeptoNow ... This is not "support"... What on earth is wrong with you people!!!

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

@grok Thanks Grok...

[Suhel Khan @suhelsuhel]

Hey @MumbaiPolice @mybmc is there a time limit to this loud mental torture? It's 7.30pm. and this has been on since morning. Absolutely unliveable condition