Fella

Nya:wëh sgë:nö'

[Fella @suhfella]

"Kalshi's iconic green mic" fucking shoot me lmao

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

My Mayor's Muslim.
My Bagels Jewish.
My Christian Dior.

@mdhbef has united New York City.

[Fella @suhfella]

@funeral_planet @TopDownHockey he admits that's not true

[databallr @databallr]

Who are the true Wemby stoppers in the league?

[Fella @suhfella]

This is the mantra of a Florida panther

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

NFL practice squad players earn $234K a year to never play a game. Brady says a lot of them prefer it that way.

$13,000 a week. Same facilities, same planes, same meals as the active roster. Super Bowl ring if the team wins. And zero risk of failing on national television. Brady watched this for 20 years and realized many practice squad players had already reached the exact outcome they wanted.

The active roster pays $840,000 minimum, three and a half times more. But it comes with something most people underestimate: public, measurable, weekly accountability. Drop a pass in the fourth quarter and 70,000 people watched it happen. When practice squad players got promoted into that pressure, they crumbled. Same arms, same legs, same speed. Their talent survived the jump. Their appetite for judgment didn't.

The $606,000 gap between practice squad and active roster is the annual price of pressure-avoidance. Enough NFL players pay it voluntarily that a seven-time Super Bowl champion noticed a pattern.

Every evaluation system on earth measures people when nothing is on the line.

[Steven Patton @PattonAnalytics]

True dropback passing under center is too hard for Burrow

[Fella @suhfella]

Yes please

[Eric Engels @EricEngels]

It wouldn’t shock me to see Brendan Gallagher play Game 7.

[Fella @suhfella]

@SojuConnoisseur were you this vocal while this was happening or just now that someone is left with the corpse of a twenty year administration

[Fella @suhfella]

Me to UPL at Forty

[The Habitant @the_habitant]

Konsta Helenius

Remember the name

[Fella @suhfella]

We know he is

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Fernando Mendoza—he didn't show up. I'm not happy, but that's ok. He is actually a big fan of what we are doing.

[Fella @suhfella]

@Matt_Bove @BrianWGR https://t.co/V7LcofTZ3E

Please credit

[Fella @suhfella]

Hello I'm running an OLS model to estimate the effect of playing without a hockey stick for three minutes assuming homoskedastic errors and no multicollinearity among the regressors. Please dm for inquiries

[Fella @suhfella]

Price went up @DomGalamini @buffalosabres

[Fella @suhfella]

Hello I'm running an OLS model to estimate the effect of playing without a hockey stick for three minutes assuming homoskedastic errors and no multicollinearity among the regressors. Please dm for inquiries

[Fella @suhfella]

@HFTVSports statement?

[Patrick Moran (Talking Buffalo) @PatrickMoranTB]

All due respect to Sabres fans, the Key Bank Center vibes have been fantastic in the playoffs but damn, Montreal's Bell Centre is just another level

[Fella @suhfella]

Hello I'm running an OLS model to estimate the effect of playing without a hockey stick for three minutes assuming homoskedastic errors and no multicollinearity among the regressors. Please dm for inquiries

[Domenic Galamini Jr. @DomGalamini]

We are excited to be adding two new positions to our analytics team #LetsGoBuffalo

Data Scientist: https://t.co/Ql5kf1ZPdl

Data Engineer: https://t.co/QsprmZt6Sk

[Fella @suhfella]

JORDAN GREENWAY GO GET A FUCKING STICK OMG

[Fella @suhfella]

When will woke analytics take away a guy playing a 55 second shift without a stick over running to the bench (not 2nd period)

[Fella @suhfella]

Wah

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

David Pastrnak didn’t mince words after that ugly start in Game 4 vs. Buffalo.

Good video from the Bruins’ latest episode of “Behind The B”.

[Fella @suhfella]

Timeline cleanse

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Joe Burrow struggling to hit the target in the baseball segment of Fanatics Games.