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NOT the official twitter of Crispus Attucks.

[suicidebooth @suicidebooth1]

To be fair. If you are a gun nut, you probably have not. https://t.co/V2kveZIrOW

[Rachel Dratch @TheRealDratch]

I love how people are saying these kids are actors. Have you *seen* a high school play?

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Wonder what an entire generation living in fear of being shot while at school will do about your guns when they're in power.

[suicidebooth @suicidebooth1]

It’s his money and all but it would be nice if Elon Musk had used some money on clean water for Flint,MI or electric for Puerto Rico.

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Why is “serving your country” always military service? Why is “serving your country” never teaching, medicine, volunteering, etc
Is it just because the paycheck comes from US treasury ?

[Steve Rattner @SteveRattner]

Dow in the first 11 months:
- Obama: 29.9%
- Trump: 25.0%

S&P in the first 11 months:
- Obama: 36.9%
- Trump: 18.4% https://t.co/jYMJgIMpTf

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@milesofgray Herpes

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Have you ever been so lonely that you look forward to hearing from the person trying to catfish you ?

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@Maxinerunner @ShafPatel @realDonaldTrump @POTUS @FLOTUS How’s the weather in Russia today?

[suicidebooth @suicidebooth1]

I retract my panic

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, ALABAMA?

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@DesireBeth @lustershade @olgzzz_ @ObeyBams @qRngd @realDonaldTrump That’s what a bot would say...

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@mauxco @Eden_Eats Same, but hookers

[suicidebooth @suicidebooth1]

@Eden_Eats God. Yes. And commercials too.
I’m running for emperor on a platform of banning sirens and daylight savings. I’d get 102% of the vote.

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@realDonaldTrump Because we didn’t elect her president. It’s irrelevant. You are the president, hence it is relevant. It’s that simple buckaroo.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

If I give 10 apples to one person and no apples to nine people, the average person has one apple.

Why are nine people mad at me? https://t.co/ezQWsReU6i

[suicidebooth @suicidebooth1]

@realDonaldTrump First rule of politics - never put something to a vote that might fail. If you need any more help - let me know .

[suicidebooth @suicidebooth1]

Yet we elected the least Christ centered president (based on his actions) ever.
We worship money and hubris. https://t.co/rI5zLAPzj1

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In America, we don't worship government - we worship God.
#ValuesVotersSummit

[suicidebooth @suicidebooth1]

Part of #MAGA is returning American soccer to 1980s levels.

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@kurteichenwald I mean. Some dudes are gay, some dudes are virgins, some dudes may have religious reasons, some dudes REALLY like butt stuff....

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Ignoring the fact that NO ONE is actually protesting the flag, anthem, or The United States. https://t.co/vtaJOgM9vo

[suicidebooth @suicidebooth1]

The Venn diagram of people offended by flag protests and people who fly a confederate flag is nearly a perfect circle.