Barney Stinson

Ted's Best Friend. This Twitter is LEGEN...wait for it...Dary. Legendary. I'm Awesome. #TeamSuitUp

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I'm not having kids. #ThingsIWillTeachMyChild

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#IrishStrippersYoureOverPriced No one likes an overpriced stripper.

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Article 43 of the Bro Code : A Bro shall always love his country...unless that country isn't America.

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Everyone can start their night! I have arrived!

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You feel that? It's the aurora of awesome that surrounds me at all times.

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Wanna know how I know I'm awesome? I'm wearing a suit and drinking a Scotch.

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Be there or be lame.

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#BackInThe7thGrade I was so good at basketball I couldn't play.

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#ThingsThatArentAwesome not wearing a suit.

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#ThingsThatArentAwesome putting hoes before bros.

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#ThatAwesomeMoment you're me and you're always awesome.

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Remember that time I wasn't awesome? Yeah me neither.

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#WeAllKnowThatOnePersonWho is exactly like Ted.

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When I drink, I don't get drunk. I get awesome.

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I brought the awesome, what did you bring?

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The lights couldn't handle the Ravens sheer awesomeness.

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#TellMeWhy you won't suit up.

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Go out and pick up a random chick. #ThingsIDoWhenIGetBored

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#HowIMetMyBestfriend in the bathroom at McClaren's

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