Suitemate Convos

Damn waht is going on

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V: dumbing fuckass

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E: what if Shrek just has acromegaly

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V: my standards are currently on sale

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A: Look at them tiddies

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E: ok but daddy toji
E: if he said bark
E: I would bark
#JujutsuKaisen

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K: things don’t just appear out of thin air!!
E: yea it does!! DUST

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E: I’m not even choking on dick I’m choking because of pressure from the MCAT

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E: If Kim Kardashian had a parking space close to the wall would she be able to get out

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E: Do you knowww how to grow back brain cells?
K: eat salad?
E: ✨be organic✨

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A: Ngl conceptually Tchaikovskys music is lowkey like an orgasm
V: A ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS
K: What the hell am I reading at 8 am

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E: Sometimes I wonder if pandas even have brains
K: They solely survived due to human intervention Istg
A: Shut up they survived bc they’re ADORABLE
A: we need pandas

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R: YOU DONT UNDERSTASN, I HAVE BEEN TRHINT TO FINd thIS VIDEO FOR AGES NOW

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E: *holds a roll of tissue while searching for her phone*
K: why are you holding a roll of tissue?!
E: idk it’s a reflex

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E: Did I stick my phone in the fridge again?

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K: they were making out in the freezer?!
Random guy passing by: that’s wild man

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E: I want a boyfriend so bad
K: DONT EVEN- I’ve been saying this since freshman year, get in line

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K: I’ve been single for 20 yrs rip
R: Don’t worry my mom was single until she was 26
K: ok ig if I’m still single when I’m 26 I’m doomed
R: THAT WAS NOT THE MORAL OF THE STORY
#singlelife

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E: It’s fuck or be fucked
I’m literally getting murdered by ochem
#Chemistry

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K: V is getting her back blown out by some guy and I’m getting my back blown out from carrying my physics lab group
#breakingback

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E: I’m not human
E: I’m a plant 🌱

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K: Wha is that
V: it’s cake
Vanilla cake
For a basic ass bitch
K: wowwwww burn
V: at least the cake didn’t burn
#vanilla