It was my first spray tan!
Now I’m walking around the house so carefully like a crab walking upright. Gimme a balaclava and I’ll be a crab-burglar! 😂🤦🏻♀️
My dogs were like: “Hey, remember the time you made us wear those ugly dog-shoes? Ya, ridiculous!”
Feeling accomplished:
Went for a jogging today.
Total cardio: 30mins.
10 seconds jogging.
29mins some seconds leisure walking.
Hey, at least I’m starting somewhere!
Four little cuts on my fingers. Dunno what they’re from.
Didn’t use any knife today.
Cereal for breakfast.
Leftover for lunch.
Takeout for dinner.
*scratches head*
*gives my cats side eye look*
😒😒😒
They’re looking away.
#mycatsareninjas#mycatswantstokillme