The Monica Sule

Lawyer. Creative Director. Executive Assistant. CR7. GGMU

[.Teracota @MannyEse_]

@u_fy_ Small Fanta and those niggas would have been home like yesterday

[The Monica Sule @sule_monica]

F2 is supposed to be lemon chicken

[Avy @avyloveyou]

FOOD DUMP >>>>

[The Monica Sule @sule_monica]

@CynthiaNomso02 Congratulations my babe

[Hot_Kek Esq🤭🦋 ⚖️ @CynthiaNomso02]

Same.

Got approved for my Masters Program yesterday. Should be done with that before 26 and then I’ll start my PhD immediately. Need to finish by 30 😭😭

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Observe with me

[The Monica Sule @sule_monica]

Can’t wait to post all the girls whose CTB outfits I made.

They’re so gorgeous!!

[ESQUIRE WEY DEY FIRE 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 @Eneegmanuelllll]

Implication of this is that the woman selling Akara in this area won't be able to feed her children for at least 3 days 💔 💔 💔 💔

[The Monica Sule @sule_monica]

I was slapped for saying “pity her poor parents” as a figure of speech.

We are university graduates sha.

[Black Girl Airneh 🧑🏾‍🍳 @TokyosBite]

Olodo uprising is such a comforting word to use to describe the menace we are in.

I was in JSS 2 when I got the real shock of my life. Tell me why many students were spreading rumors that we lost our head girl, when babe wrote “The reading culture amongst students is dead”? …

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

It is important to resist the commodification of basic human needs. Food, water and healthcare cannot be subordinated to market considerations or geopolitical interests. Access to adequate food is a fundamental human right grounded in the dignity of every person. Meeting this need not only alleviates suffering but also addresses underlying causes of geopolitical instability. Indeed, food security is an essential component of global and integral security. https://t.co/DgkM9RegJ7

[The Monica Sule @sule_monica]

@yankeeplug_ In other news, how much to swap my 12 for 14 pro?

[The Monica Sule @sule_monica]

Yankee? Please leave customer service for him.

I wanted to check my imei number when I was buying from him, he helped me o. Even told me of other tips to check the genuineness of the phone I was purchasing.
If you want to learn, he’ll explain.

[Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng @yankeeplug_]

For people saying it’s bad customer service and i should have explained.

Trust me, I do that everyday, every-time, I always take out time to explain, if you have ever met me in person you will know that I’m always in Full consultation mode 😂

But this customer was misinformed and wasn’t willing to learn, so I will never force it, that’s the first sign of a customer that will stress you.

Here is what I do with every customer

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

You ask me why I completely refuse to support Omoyele Sowore, why I do not use my platform to at least amplify his Take It Back movement, and why I blatantly refuse to show a single atom of solidarity to his highly televised fight against state oppression in Nigeria.

First, it is important to emphasize that Sowore is not working for the genuine good, the economic liberation, or the political salvation of ordinary Nigerians. I know this might seem deeply counterintuitive since he is perpetually in the glaring media spotlight, constantly holding public demonstrations against police brutality, always boldly calling out corrupt politicians, and aggressively shouting "Revolution Now" which are all highly attractive, textbook left-wing causes. But if you are smart enough to ignore all of this loud, orchestrated theatrical noise and strictly follow the money, you will rapidly recognize that Sowore is heavily, systematically funded by CIA-linked organizations such as the Ford Foundation, the National Endowment for Democracy, the Omidyar Network, and the MacArthur Foundation. In fact, from 2012 till date, Sowore has quietly received up to a staggering $4 million in hard foreign currency grants from these exact American organizations.

Now, if you think that this is something minor, a mere administrative coincidence, or something to be politely overlooked, please permit me to enlighten you that these specific organizations are the most ruthless and highly coordinated American intelligence cartels in the world. Every single high-ranking board member of these organizations practically holds a doctorate degree in regime change operations, psychological warfare, and economic sabotage. This is exactly how they operate: they first meticulously profile their target victim nation and then mercilessly infiltrate their local media houses, their university student unions, and their vocal political activists through highly conditional grants, lucrative journalism fellowships, sponsored media awards, heavily funded civil society workshops, fake grassroots initiatives, and deeply weaponized human rights campaigns.

Now you may naturally be tempted to ask a very logical question: why exactly is the CIA spending almost $4 million to heavily pay a guy to constantly criticize, insult, and hold massive public demonstrations against the exact same puppet politicians they secretly funded and comfortably installed in power? Well, this is strictly because this is exactly how the CIA brilliantly operates. The American intelligence apparatus has been aggressively funding both left-wing and right-wing causes since time immemorial. This is mainly because if there is absolutely one critical lesson that the Imperialists learned from the bloody era of chattel slavery, it is that you can absolutely never, ever allow the people you are actively oppressing to be genuinely united. The brutalized slaves in the Dominican Republic and Haiti were mercilessly beaten, collectively starved, chained, and worked to absolute death, but the brightest voices among them got thoroughly educated, wrote brilliant revolutionary manifestoes, drafted profound constitutions, created a highly functional socialist government system, organized a coordinated revolution to fight off the brutal colonizers, and practically outmatched Napoleon's legendary military machine with superior guerrilla tactics to permanently establish the sovereign Kingdom of Haiti.

It is precisely to violently preempt, hijack, and subdue these fierce, organic, and highly lethal uprisings that the CIA funds both sides of a political movement so that they can absolutely control the entire political tempo of their captured vassal states. This is because so long as the loudest opposition forces are all resting comfortably deep inside their pockets through endless dollar grants, the Imperialists have absolutely nothing to worry about. They will comfortably allow these noisy public demonstrations to happen just enough to serve as a perfectly controlled pressure release valve for the oppressed, exhausted people to safely release their righteous anger, their frustrations, and their bitter tears, but the protest will always be expertly controlled, corralled, and heavily policed in such a way that absolutely nothing structural, threatening, or genuinely revolutionary ever comes out of it.

Sowore has been perfectly executing this exact playbook in Nigeria for years, and I must painfully confess, he is spectacularly good at his job. You see him almost every single day loudly calling for a total revolution on social media. Should any major tragedy happen in the country, such as massive school abductions, bloody civilian casualties in Northern Nigeria, or a sudden hike in fuel prices, the very next morning Sowore is miraculously already in Abuja with his dedicated team, with high-definition cameras perfectly arranged, holding highly aesthetic public demonstrations. You see him on all his heavily optimized social media platforms loudly calling for the angry masses to come out and join his righteous protest against incompetence and bad governance. Now, here is the absolute genius of the trap. If the people simply refuse to join him, ignore his calls, and sit at home, then he has massively won because his foreign paymasters are heavily bankrolling him strictly to pacify, dilute, and squash any organic revolutionary movements in Nigeria. Now, if the exhausted people actually decide to step up, hit the streets, and join his team, this is also another brilliant, inescapable trap. Since it is his branded protest, he absolutely dictates exactly how long it will last, he dictates the physical intensity, he controls the official messaging, he handpicks the designated media spokespersons, he negotiates the inevitable stand-down with the police, and he ultimately decides exactly when everybody should pack up their placards and quietly go home. And at the end of the day, he has completely, successfully hijacked what could have been a serious, regime-threatening protest, and this is exactly what he is being heavily funded in foreign dollars to do.

Furthermore, the sheer ridiculous intensity at which he constantly calls for these protests and revolutions is also another highly calculated psychological angle that raises serious red flags. He aggressively calls for nationwide protests, mass action, and public demonstrations over any and every single minor thing that happens in the country. Even if he manages to get a small, passionate following around him, at some point, these regular people will naturally become severely emotionally exhausted, deeply fatigued, and eventually completely convinced that Nigeria can absolutely no longer be liberated. Again, this is not an accident. This happens precisely because Sowore has deliberately exhausted them emotionally, physically, and politically, which is exactly what his foreign paymasters pay him heavily to do: manufacture total protest fatigue.

Now, you must deeply understand that Nigeria is actively under economic and political occupation by the trans-Atlantic empire, and these ruthless globalists have carefully selected our spineless leaders for us. They have strictly handed them vicious economic policies that guarantee our massive natural resources continue to violently flow absolutely uninterrupted to Western capitals. For this exact reason, there will always be organic public anger, and it is for this exact reason that the CIA, whose primary job is to aggressively defend the financial interests of these multinational conglomerates controlling this empire, absolutely has to heavily fund the loudest opposition movements. They know that protests must inevitably happen, so they urgently have to put their own heavily compromised people at the absolute frontlines to make sure they dictate the tempo of the outrage, pacify the mob, and ultimately protect their obedient puppets sitting in Aso Rock.

This is exactly why you see Sowore miraculously always having infinite financial resources to organize massive, branded protests almost weekly, effortlessly afford all the exorbitant legal fees whenever he is theatrically arrested by authorities, fly a massive entourage across the country, maintain highly polished media outlets, run extensive PR campaigns, print thousands of customized banners, and comfortably pay exorbitant bail conditions without ever breaking a sweat.

Finally, this is absolutely not to imply that Sowore does not have any truth to whatever he says. In fact, I completely agree with him on many of his loud criticisms, but make no mistake: this is still a highly scripted, perfectly rehearsed performance. The CIA deeply understands human psychology. They know that if their local actors only lie, lie, and constantly lie, absolutely nobody will ever listen to them. So, these agents are actively allowed, encouraged, and even trained to boldly say the truth, and genuinely speak the absolute truth 70, 80, or even 90 percent of the time. This brilliant tactic is strictly utilized to win massive public confidence, build unbreakable credibility, and successfully bait genuine, well-meaning, and fiercely intelligent voices to blindly join the doomed movements of their local actors.

This is exactly why I absolutely refuse to rally behind Sowore. I see his strings, I know his foreign sponsors, and I fully understand his dangerous pacification games. To use my platform to blindly amplify his heavily compromised voice here would be a spectacular, unforgivable betrayal to the genuine, organic, and uncompromising fight against global Imperialism that I proudly stand here to represent.

[The Monica Sule @sule_monica]

Posted this video of me looking pregnant on WhatsApp.

The dms though 💀💀💀

[The Monica Sule @sule_monica]

@Jiganba3265 @AdedireEmmanue5 @RecruitmentPq Because she needs the “experience”

[The Monica Sule @sule_monica]

@only1bubies @Owenzzino No direct flight from Enugu to Benue. After obollo afor na Otukpa for Benue you go see next.

[The Monica Sule @sule_monica]

@speciallleee @CynthiaNomso02 You must be new, na me get the babe 🤭

[The Monica Sule @sule_monica]

These babes can cap please.

All I own is my babes own and that includes fame too.

[Abdul 🈴🇧🇷🇪🇸 @bagofnuts_]

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[The Monica Sule @sule_monica]

@CynthiaNomso02 @speciallleee Ignore Israel jor, e no real

[Hot_Kek Esq🤭🦋 ⚖️ @CynthiaNomso02]

Wearing my Arsenal Jersey today guyssss 🥰🥰♥️

[The Monica Sule @sule_monica]

@CynthiaNomso02 My 👸 ❤️