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[Mr @singlestevee]

I secretly spent $90 to replace my wife's favorite mug because I couldn't bear to tell her the truth.

My wife and I bought matching ceramic mugs at a local craft fair last month. They had these cute hand-painted owls, and she's used hers every morning since.

This weekend, I accidentally knocked hers off the counter. The handle snapped clean off. She was at work, so I panicked and emailed the vendor asking if they sold replacements… They said no, it was a limited batch, but suggested checking Etsy.

I found the same mug from a seller in Italy. With shipping, it cost 90 (the original was 30). When it arrived, I glued the broken handle back on the old one and hid it in the garage. Told her I "fixed it with superglue" and acted surprised when she noticed the "new" mug looked nicer.

She joked, "Guess your glue magic even cleaned the coffee stains!" Now I'm stuck drinking from my cracked mug forever, but her smile was worth the lie.
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[Blueberry @Ethanslim01]

Not many people know that Katie Cassidy trained in gymnastics for 12 years under a Russian coach. She is an Hollywood actress but an athlete's discipline.

[Mr @singlestevee]

I BLASTED MY SUBWOOFER NEXT TO THE VAN THAT NEARLY GOT ME AND MY GF K!LLED AT WALMART WAKING UP THEIR BABY.

So yesterday I was walking into Walmart with my girl, and this mini van nearly ran me and her over driving so fast, then I flipped them off, and the husband got out wanting to fight then the wife said “get back in you’re gonna wake the baby and it’s hard to get him to sleep”

You can tell she was drained and so was he from that baby.

So I flipped him off again and walked in and did my shopping.

[Web3idy 🫥 @kounwn]

Does a bean like this exist?

Movie 🎥
Jack the giant slayer

[77UMBRA @77Umbra]

The only super thing after Henry Cavil

[Controller @Emmmavic]

Telling your boyfriend "I love you" after kissing your side piece finger is diabolical 😩

[Israelite @Israel000712466]

Judge: Young lady, why did you choose to stay at your neighbour's house after your rent expired?

Lady: Your Honor, I had nowhere else to go.

Judge: So you decided your neighbour's house was the best place to stay?

Lady: Yes, Your Honor. He offered to help me.

Judge: Help you with accommodation?

Lady: That's what I thought initially.

Judge: What do you mean by "initially"?

Lady: Your Honor, he said I could stay in his spare room, but after three days, he started behaving like we were married.

Judge: Married? Did you sign a marriage certificate?

Lady: No, Your Honor.

Judge: Did you pay him rent?

Lady: No.

Judge: Did he ask you to pay rent?

Lady: No, but he kept asking me to cook for him.

Judge: And what did you do?

Lady: I cooked. I cleaned. I even started washing his clothes.

Judge: So you became his wife without a wedding?

Lady: No, Your Honor! I was just trying to survive!

Judge: Then why are you bringing him to court?

Lady: Because he has now changed the locks and thrown my belongings outside!

Judge: Wait a minute. Is this the same neighbour who gave you free accommodation?

Lady: Yes, Your Honor.

Judge: And what exactly happened between you two?

Lady: He said if I wanted to continue staying there, I had to accept him as my boyfriend.

Judge: And you refused?

Lady: Yes!

Judge: So he asked you to leave?

Lady: Yes, but I have nowhere to go!

Judge: Ma'am, this court is not a relationship counselling centre. However, I have one question.

Lady: What is it, Your Honor?

Judge: Have you contacted your actual landlord about renewing your rent?

Lady: No, Your Honor.

Judge: Why not?

Lady: Because the neighbour promised me I would never have to pay rent again.

Judge: (Removes his glasses) Bailiff, please bring me a glass of water. I need a moment to understand this case.

Courtroom: (Everyone bursts into laughter.)

Judge: Court is adjourned! 😂

[Lilian🌸🦋 @LilyN_1]

Beth Dutton has to be one of the most badass, cold-blooded and unapologetically boss female characters ever written for television.

She doesn’t walk into a room hoping to be respected. She walks in knowing exactly who she is and makes everyone else uncomfortable enough to remember it.

Ruthless, brutally honest, intimidating, fiercely loyal and absolutely fearless. The writers deserve serious credit for creating such a phenomenal character, but hats off to Kelly Reilly for taking that script and turning Beth Dutton into an absolute icon.

The attitude, the delivery, the facial expressions, the sheer presence. Kelly Reilly didn’t just play Beth Dutton. She became her.

What’s that one Beth Dutton scene that lives rent-free in your head?

[Wundakid😶‍🌫️ @Wundakid49]

Nobody panic, but those shoulders used to have their own zip code. What happened to Dwayne Johnson??😳

[Travis @IamTravix]

In Afghanistan a U.S. Army Staff Sergeant helps his brother’s convoy when Taliban insurgents attack and kill the others.

Injured, he tries to carry his mortally wounded brother to safety before collapsing.

Two years later he enters RASP in Colorado as candidate 81. He excels physically but battles PTSD, stays distant, refuses leadership, and nearly drowns himself.

Superiors Sheridan and Torres urge him to quit, yet he continues as team leader for the final “Death March,” a simulated forest mission to destroy a classified aircraft and rescue its pilot.**

A blast knocks out communications. The team finds an object, detonates it, and it becomes an alien walking killing machine that hunts them.

With blank rounds many die; survivors include 81 and 7 (broken leg). It disrupts compasses.

After finding the cadre wiped out they realize it is extraterrestrial, take live ammo in an M1117 ASV, but cannot penetrate its armor. 81 stops it briefly with a rockslide; the vehicle is destroyed, leaving only 81 and 7.

In the forest 7 says he knew 81’s brother. 81 finds a ventilation weakness, lures the machine to a quarry, and pours in gravel so it overheats and explodes. They return; 81 joins the Rangers.

Sheridan and Torres reveal a reported asteroid was an invading army of alien machines that started a global war. 81 shares the weakness; the info goes to “CENT-COM” and he is assigned to lead the next assault.

[Stacy Nelson @Nnaluclips]

He stepped on a land mine and everything about their adventure changed ....

[Stacy Nelson @Nnaluclips]

Enter me and do not stop until you spill a seed.
This is a must watch 🎥🍿

[footy matters @footy_matters1]

Pirlo vs Iniesta vs Kroos — Midfielders from different eras
Pirlo: Tempo control + free-kick mastery (World Cup 2006)
Iniesta: Close control + big-game moments (World Cup 2010)
Kroos: Passing range + set-piece dominance (World Cup 2014)
Three different styles. Three World Cup winners.
Who was the best midfielder?

[Who am I? @Marvel67y]

I caught my boss stealing money from the company. He begged me to keep quiet, promised me it would never happen again, and then sent me back to my desk without giving me a single dollar to keep my mouth shut.

Now I'm seriously considering blowing the whistle, but I'm worried about what he'll do when he finds out.

I work as an accounts assistant at a medium-sized construction company. I've been there for almost four years, and I've always considered myself an honest employee.

Last Thursday, I stayed late to reconcile some financial records before the monthly audit.

Around 7:30 p.m., I noticed several transfers that didn't match the invoices. At first, I assumed someone had made a mistake.

Then I checked the authorization records.

Every single transfer had been approved by my boss.

He had been moving company money into a private account through fake vendor payments. The amounts were not small. Over the past eight months, he had stolen nearly $180,000.

I was still going through the records when I heard someone behind me.

[I'm Aboki. @Babangiida1]

HR: “Please sit down. We need to discuss the $18,000 that disappeared from the company’s account yesterday.”

My friend: “I’m sorry, what? What does that have to do with me?”

HR: “Your employee credentials were used to authorize the transfer.”

My friend: “That’s impossible. I haven’t authorized any transfer.”

HR: “The transaction was completed using your login details at 4:37 p.m. yesterday.”

My friend: “I left the office at 4:15 p.m. I even signed out at the reception.”

HR: “Are you suggesting someone used your account without your permission?”

My friend: “I’m not suggesting anything. I’m telling you I didn’t make that transaction.”

HR: “The finance department has already submitted evidence showing that your account approved the payment.”

My friend: “Then check the security cameras. Check the computer records. I want to know who accessed my account.”

HR: “Be careful with your accusations. You’re currently the only person connected to this transaction.”

My friend: “Then why haven’t you invited the person who requested the payment?”

HR: “What person?”

My friend: “Your operations director. He called me yesterday and asked me to send him my login details because he claimed his account wasn’t working.”

HR: “You gave him your password?”

My friend: “Yes, because he’s my superior, and he said it was urgent.”

HR: “Why didn’t you report that?”

My friend: “I didn’t know he was planning to transfer $18,000.”

HR: “Wait here. Don’t leave this office.”

About twenty minutes later, the operations director walked into the room.

HR: “We need you to explain something. Did you request his login details yesterday?”

[Islo 🪖 @bigname223]

I realized our company had an unofficial "bring your child to work" policy when I noticed my manager's daughter in the conference room one Friday afternoon.

At first, I figured there must have been some special reason she was there. Then, the next week, another employee showed up with her two children, and no one seemed to care.

I asked a coworker about it, and she said employees had been bringing their kids in on Fridays for months. The only rules were that the children stay in the assigned break room and not disrupt anyone's work.

Honestly, I was surprised. I had never heard anything about it.

I was a single mother, and after my usual childcare arrangement changed, finding coverage on Fridays had become harder and harder. So the next Friday, I brought my nine-year-old son with me.

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[Zoey @zoeygyal]

There are certain conversations you will never have again.
Some people won’t be around forever, some opportunities won’t return, and some moments only happen once.

[SpeedyGonzalez @Discussingprime]

The father and husband

[Uccy ☄️🇯🇵 @TalkingWilly1]

別の見方をすると、技名の由来は「マリージョアの国宝」というより、ドフラミンゴ自身の過去と天竜人の「神の暴力」の象徴から来てる可能性が高いと思う。
十六聖弾（神誅殺）の「16」は、ルルシアを消した光線の数と一致してるのは事実として面白いけど、ドフラミンゴがマリージョアの国宝から取ったというより、回想で出てきた「天竜人に子供が16発撃たれた」という出来事を意識してる方が自然だ。元天竜人の彼にとって、あの「神」による一方的な殺傷は強烈な記憶で、「聖なる凶弾」という皮肉めいた名前は、天竜人（＝神）の暴力をそのまま技に落とし込んだものに見える。

[Hyacinth Michael @Mikedking88]

Lila turned the lamp off and rolled onto her side, facing the wall. The sheets were cool. She pulled them higher.

Behind her, Mark’s hand settled on her hip the way it always did warm, familiar, already sliding under the fabric. “Come on,” he said, voice low. “Just once. It helps me sleep.”

She stayed still. “I’m tired.”

“You’re always tired.” His thumb moved in a small circle. “It takes ten minutes. Then we both rest better.”

She counted the nights in her head. Twelve in a row. Before that, almost every night for months. Some nights she said yes because the argument afterward lasted longer than the sex. Some nights she said yes because the silence afterward felt colder. Tonight the thought of either made her chest tight.

“I don’t want to,” she said.

His hand stopped, then stayed where it was. “You used to.”

“I know.”

“So what’s changed?”

She didn’t have a clean answer. Nothing dramatic. Just the slow accumulation of evenings where her body was already asleep before her mind was, and the knowledge that saying no would turn into a conversation about why she was “pulling away,” about whether she still loved him, about whether she was punishing him. She had tried explaining that desire didn’t work like a switch. He had listened, then asked if she could at least try, because rejecting him every night felt like rejection of him.

Now the trying felt like work. The work felt like obligation. The obligation sat between them even on the nights he didn’t touch her.

“I’m not saying never,” she said. “I’m saying not tonight.”

He was quiet long enough that she thought he might let it go. Then he exhaled, rolled onto his back, and the mattress shifted with the distance he put between them. Neither of them spoke again. In the dark she could hear him staring at the ceiling the same way she was staring at the wall.

In the morning he made coffee the way he always did and set a cup in front of her without looking at her. She drank it. They talked about the weather and the bills. The space between the sentences felt wider than the table.

She wondered how many more nights they could keep doing this before one of them stopped coming to bed at all.