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Plz don’t follow me I am not funny or hot 🙃 i don’t follow back either.

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@adeptthebest Link plz

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The fact that my man understands “general feminine despair” as a normal & valid reason for my regular bouts of crying is very refreshing and relieving

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Ben Shapiro definitely got his eyebrows micro bladed and/or tinted too he won’t stop with the cosmetics lmao

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Gentrify the hood? I’d rather walmartify the wholefoods

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I be thinking im funny

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I Love baby keem but “just to get the pussy, I’m gon lie to you” is such an unattractive ass line because is your truth not sexy enough to pull bitches with?

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These bitches can cry to Donald trump about that shit matter fact go suck his dick about it matter fact put a glory hole in the wall and let the ICE agents fuck you up the ass all day about it since ur so mad that bitches be speaking Spanish near you

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The real & subconscious reason why nobody liked ice spice at first: her little spongebob lashes make her seem out of touch somehow

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You’re in his DMs, I’m offering to lay across him and act like a rolling pin when ever he has gas. We are not the same

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BEING BROKE LITERALLY ITCHES

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Another contributor to the death of the strip club industry is probably the fact that this generation’s social anxiety is so bad, they’re too shy to even get up and tip the person on stage lmao

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We need to start giving each other advice on how to get through pain rather than how to avoid it. Pain is a part of life don’t be pussy

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I’m pouring tapioca pearls down the garbage disposal

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Punching the air? More like clawing at the walls and ripping up the carpet

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I’m late to realize that men think Instagram is predominantly a dating app

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I want a goose as a pet I wish they were nice I wanna hug them they look so fat

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I fucking love living in the hood there’s a whole couch leaning on the sign that says “do not discard furniture here” 💀

[ja @sulkworm]

Getting my asshole ripped open to the point of an ER visit is one thing, but it’s actually the fact that I let him look through my sketchbook thats about to have me acting like pearl

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My cat gets the zoomies soon as #Otep starts playing