Better Call Sulli

Eggs benny connoisseur. Beekeeper. Alpaca farmer. J.D. My tweets are whatever I want them to be.

[leon @skyferrori]

this was my brat when I was 12

[Better Call Sulli @sulli147]

I’ve made the move. Same handle. Less Elon.

[. @LakerFan1234000]

now that Trump might become president again.

- Palestinians will no longer exist.
- Ukraine will be taken over by Russia (Russia will attempt to move further into Europe).
- We will be paying 3k more per year because of Trumps tarrifs.
- Our taxes will stay the same, but don’t worry because Elon Musk will see his taxes go down!
- Women will no longer have access to healthcare.
- Mass deportation of both illegal and legal immigrants (terrible for economy).
- 6 Trillions will be added to the debt compared to Harris who was only going to add 2 trillion.

anddddd the leader of our country is a sexual abuser, pedophile, rapist, racist, who tried to overthrow our government.

really good job guys 🫶

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

I’ll be honest with you I’m not going to vote for a presidential candidate if I don’t think they could survive being on a trampoline

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

feeling rested, recharged, and ready to take on this totally normal week

[Better Call Sulli @sulli147]

@SteamboatUSA Sacramento, CA. Two hours to the nearest oceanic beach, a little over an hour to Lake Tahoe. International airport.

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

FUN FACT: Each of us who support Kamala are de facto surrogates for her campaign. So we have to have the talking points at the ready to answer questions or criticism about her or her campaign. So here are a few at the ready:

1) She didn’t pass any great things as VP:

[Plies @plies]

Dear Black Men Who Searching For Reason To Not Like @KamalaHarris Look Your Daughters Or Nieces In Their Face & Tell Them It’ll Be Men Like Yourself. Who Are Going To Question Their Blackness, Their Resume & Their Existence! If They Ever Try To Do The Impossible In This Country!!

[Jill Hopkins @Jillhopkins]

The DNC is just Coachella for Poli-Sci majors

[Conscious Lee @TheConsciousLee]

This shit was TRIGGERING and now I’m researching the history of Virginia City, Nevada… That woman said “do you know the history of our city” laughing after they threatened to HANG HIM 🤬😡

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the greatest male swimmer in history. Meanwhile, female athletes with genetic differences are legally discriminated against and harassed to no end. This is not about “protecting women in sports” - this is about protecting a very specific idea of what a woman is.

[Better Call Sulli @sulli147]

I’m not listening to the group of people who only yesterday realized people can be biracial to make judgments on someone’s biological sex today. Maybe sit this one out like Carini.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Happy Monday to everyone pretending to work but actually watching 12 hours of the Olympics

[Renny G. @RendaRoo23]

Proposal: We, as a planet, should have Olympic PTO. Because I’m literally not getting a thing done at work and I know everyone else isn’t either. Tbh it’s pretty unpatriotic to expect me to work right now.

[Better Call Sulli @sulli147]

The audacity to email me with the expectation to do my job when Simone Biles is competing.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

God wanted Donald Trump to live so he can lose to a black woman.

[Better Call Sulli @sulli147]

@mrsbougiefoodie Ok some people won’t consider this a “destination” wedding location, and I’m biased since I did peace corps there, but Tanzania/Zanzibar. Beautiful and can make a trip out of it (safari, mt Kilimanjaro, etc)

[walker @ComradeCliff]

It’s incredible that the sitting president is so weak and decrepit that the opposition party gave him absolute power knowing that he wouldn’t do anything with it

[Tyler ~Bibee's Glasses~ Griffith @tgriffith1992]

*taps the sign*

[Better Call Sulli @sulli147]

Dana Bash has done a shit job, but hilariously handled this commercial transition with “Stay with us…. Joe Biden.” Which is precisely what all of us have been saying this entire debate.