𝑆𝐴𝐿

𝙄'𝙢 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚. }ï{ ᴅᴅ ᴅɴᴇ }ï{ ᴍɪɴᴏʀs ᴅɴɪ }ï{ ɪɴᴅɪᴇ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ʙʏ

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

𝙄 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛

𝙉 𝙊𝙏 𝙏𝙊𝘿 𝘼𝙔 ⠀⠀⠀𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙏 𝙊𝘿𝘼𝙔
⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙉 𝙊𝙏 𝙏𝙊𝘿 𝘼𝙔
𝙉𝙊 𝙏 𝙏𝙊𝘿 𝘼𝙔⠀𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙏𝙊𝘿𝘼𝙔
⠀⠀𝙉𝙊 𝙏 𝙏𝙊𝘿 𝘼 𝙔

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

isn't the worst thing to happen to me.

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

That's not even the worst thing that's happened to me. I'd put it at a solid eight.

I try to be good. I tried to help everyone in the apartment complex I used to live in. But, all that got me was a warrant and a title you'd only hear in a damn horror movie.

And still, that +

[𝔏𝔦𝔲 @sinfullaw]

Your past gets sadder and even weirder upon hearing, but I can surprisingly relate.

Good riddance that she fucking died.

Even better that you’re away from it all. You’re a good person, Sal.

No matter what happened to you,
I’m glad you’re alive.

Don’t tell Jeff I said that.

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

Y'know what, no, I misremembered. She was serving it, but she wasn't the one who made it.

It was this old lady. She was a part of the cult that had its claws sank into the place I used to live.

The old lady who was making the bologna got into a car accident and didn't survive.

[𝔏𝔦𝔲 @sinfullaw]

What a fucking shit show that must’ve been. And what happened to the lady? She just. . get arrested? Was she cannibalistic or was she just plain stupid?

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

You have access to the internet.

And anyway, Liu is sort of like my boss too. I can't look at my boss like that.

[𝕵𝖊𝖋𝖋 @smilingslasher]

Proof or it doesn't exist.

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

Staring at who like what? Why'd you assume it was a man? Women can also have them.

[𝕵𝖊𝖋𝖋 @smilingslasher]

Stop looking at him like that.

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

Public school.

[𝔏𝔦𝔲 @sinfullaw]

What the fuck.

What kind of school did you go to?

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

Sunday is my favorite day.

Happy trails. That's all I'll say.

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

When I was younger, the lunch lady at my school was making her own bologna.

It tasted so bad, so I decided to get to the bottom of it with a few friends. It was people. She made the bologna out of people, Liu.

[𝔏𝔦𝔲 @sinfullaw]

What the fuck kinda bologna incident?

Should I even ask?

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

No. Liu, I've made mistakes but this was the biggest one I've made.

I never should have said anything. It's the bologna incident all over again..

[𝔏𝔦𝔲 @sinfullaw]

Is Jeff’s jerky shit?
Like, actual shit?

Like a turd.

Is he making people taste his shit? Good God.

I thought him being the big spoon to his bodies was weird, but this is a lot weirder than that.

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

Thank you Jeffery, I can never eat jerky again.

[𝕵𝖊𝖋𝖋 @smilingslasher]

You're being really unappreciative, Sal. I gave you the first taste.

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

DO NOT eat Jeff's jerky.

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

Why can I never find two of the same sock? Where are they going..?

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

@sinfullaw That's surprisingly respectful of you.

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

Are you scared of ghosts, Liu?

[𝔏𝔦𝔲 @sinfullaw]

A small price to pay for salvation.
We handle the bodies, you handle the ghosts.

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

You're just making more, you know.

[𝔏𝔦𝔲 @sinfullaw]

You fascinate me each time I see you.

Well I hope those ghosts are back in La La Land, because brother we got so much work to do.

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

Something like that. I help them pass on. Which is a little fucked up in retrospect.

"Hey I know you just got stabbed, but now it's time to move on." They don't like hearing that.

[𝔏𝔦𝔲 @sinfullaw]

. . . .
Fuck, I know you mentioned it before, but every time you tell me it I’m suppose to think like it’s a normal thing.

So you’re off defending us from ghosts?
Or how does. . that work?

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

Ghosts, Liu. I've been exterminating ghosts.

Every time your brother gets rid of someone, they come back as a vengeful spirit.

[𝔏𝔦𝔲 @sinfullaw]

Like I said,
enlighten me.

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

Do I really have to say?

[𝔏𝔦𝔲 @sinfullaw]

‘Exterminating’.

Enlightenment me, what were you exterminating?

I know for a fact we don’t have rats or roaches.

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

We work when you're gone. Something just seems to happen every time you're gone.

I really don't think you'll like my answer..

I was exterminating.

[𝔏𝔦𝔲 @sinfullaw]

See this is exactly what I mean. I depend on you two, I ‘trust’ you two when I’m gone and then I come back. . .
And you’re both gone!

Jeff is somewhere scratching his ass and playing with legos and you?

What have you been doing, Sal?

[𝑆𝐴𝐿 @sulliedface]

Jeff swore me to secrecy because he doesn't think you'll like where I've been.

[𝔏𝔦𝔲 @sinfullaw]

Ehh. . date is kind of,
a strong word to use.

But yes, I was in fact seeing a cat woman.

Also,
where the FUCK have you been?