summer␈

this is the elevator music in my head, literally don't tho

[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

Okay actually go back again, I'm a manager now 😈

[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

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[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

Next thing for my therapist: how to stop planning dates to ask uncomfortable questions. Personally not an issue to me, but others? Got an issue with me asking about how long do they wait between each clipping of the toenails.

[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

Karl Lagerfeld was a known racist, bigot, fatphobic, etc. Watching and seeing met gala posts proves we choose when to separate the art from the artist. It's gross and disgusting to still honor and glorify someone like him.

[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

"You're enabling me"
No I'm watching you die without interference 💚

[keegan 🌕🐺 @steadfastpetrel]

people with chronic illnesses will go “dang why do i feel bad today” as if they literally don’t have feelsbad disorder

[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

Collectively, I don't know what's going on right about now

[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

Disregard this comment

[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

Okay I'm a job hopper but I only go up. Like last year making 11, now making 16 an hour. Still not enough to live but it's up ya know?

[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

Hard seltzer's are just beer without the bread

[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

I don't talk in a British accent when I'm Drunk I talk like I'm a 60 year old smoker

[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

First off why are chickens so much more entertaining when you're drunk?

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

me and who? 😩🙈🙈

[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

I will wake and continue to bake till I can see the sun

[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

No I'm not staring at your boyfriend, I'm eating chicken nuggets in the McDonald's parking lot and zoning out to weird French pop music

[Ashley @_actually_ash]

Please just read these

[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

"I support Paul Rudd to play tom brady"

[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

"March madness is like the super bowl but for foot ball"
"Oh my god I thought Purdue was a cheese"
"Oh my god I don't support Ohio state it's so boring there" "I root for the most cuddly mascot"
I love when my fav drunk gay tries to explain sports

[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

Getting disrespected for 17$ and hour v 10$ makes very little difference

[summer␈ @sum_dumbass_]

My body is a frat house for worms

[AJ+ @ajplus]

These are the charges Kyle Rittenhouse was found not guilty of:
▪️ Intentional homicide
▪️ Reckless homicide
▪️ Attempted homicide
▪️ 2x Endangering safety

The judge dismissed a charge for possessing a weapon as a minor, which legal experts said was the most likely conviction.