villainous floozy

can I vape in here?

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

Next time a guy is making misogynistic jokes try telling him that he’s funny for a man.

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

@nikki_lupo15 Hey me too!

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

@Diemon103 I spent a decade doing the multiple things listed. But IB can begin in preschool, it depends on the program.

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

Obsessed with the cruel irony of Chat GPT rendering writing an utterly useless skill immediately after I spend a decade suffering through IB English, passing the exam, studying for the SATs, becoming fluent in German, and getting a bachelors degree in the humanities

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

Literally every astrological placement by bf has says he’s gonna break up with me after the lunar eclipse tomorrow.. pray for my anxiously attached ass

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

Autism awareness month is not enough. I need vengeance.

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

My sister and I got the entire Twelve Dancing Princesses set for Christmas one year (yeah we were spoiled) and my favorite was obviously Princess Blair

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

Just accidentally invented the concept of wedding rings

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

I wish there was a way to visually signify to 19 year olds that behind my deceiving baby face I have a mostly developed frontal lobe and absolutely don’t want to fuck them

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

Told my mom I want to quit my job to be a housewife and she got really excited and said good, I would want to get my PhD within 2 years which is funny because it would take way more than postpartum psychosis for me to willingly pursue a doctorate

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

All due respect ma’am but allistics usually make eye contact and don’t bring Star Trek up in every conversation

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

Showed my mom a detailed list of my signs of autism and she said “everybody does these things” and I pulled up the DSM5… she finally said “I might possibly be a little autistic”

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

Cannot WAIT to quit my job and tell the owner very frankly that I’m leaving exclusively because my supervisor is a narcissist who tortures our students, openly talks about beating her husband, and has spent the past 6 months calculatedly decimating my self esteem

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

And shit my brains out

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

it’s sickly unfair that enough adderall to kill an elephant would be a fun party for anyone else but just makes me able to skip my nap, have a normal conversation with my classmates, do 2 homework assignments, and check my email

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

Wore overalls to work once and suddenly all my coworkers are asking me my pronouns for the first time??

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

Just had the realization that every time I’ve left my studio apartment in the last two months has been involuntary

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Think of everything you've done since New Years Eve

The places you've been, the people you've spoken to, the experiences you've had.

I've been in the exact same room.

Every day

Every night

And they will not let me leave

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

I love hiking trails called things like “hell’s miserable ridge of death” and then being like “omg why was that so hard?”

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

@hello_aubs Maybe fame has stunted their brain development (and also maybe cocaine?)

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@hello_aubs What the fuck. I was gonna play devil’s advocate and say something about it being understandable since they’re so young but I googled them and they’re OLDER THAN I AM

[villainous floozy @sumbdlut]

Not really sure what the point of antidepressants for your pets is. Is your dog unable to hold a job? Is he contemplating suicide? Did he tell you that?