The Summoner

just remember you can always bribe your way out

[The Summoner @sumboils]

My dermatologist said my boils are spreading, yay

[The Summoner @sumboils]

If you're a sinner hit us up @paid2pardon

[The Pardoner @paid2pardon]

In times like these we need to remember that I am always here to pardon your sins https://t.co/CtB0GiheSW

[Canterbury Cathedral @CburyCathedral]

it was lovely to have everyone here - the Cathedral was buzzing! https://t.co/fsC2iSNWyn

[The Summoner @sumboils]

All of the above https://t.co/bstY7nj0dW

[Alcoholic @Alcohoilic]

What are you drinking tonight??

[The Summoner @sumboils]

Yes, I am as awful as I look😉

[The Pardoner @paid2pardon]

Anyone who makes me money is a friend of mine https://t.co/hFbc0v4LE5

[The Summoner @sumboils]

I'm down https://t.co/A8Pv1EQuKT

[El Summoner @GetSummoner]

Bruh wanna go get a pint? @sumboils

[The Summoner @sumboils]

@paid2pardon ur the best partner;)

[The Merchant @_ThE_MeRcHaNt_]

@BathWifey I bet all your husbands died because you made them as unhappy as my wife makes me.. I’d rather be stabbed in the heart than married

[The Summoner @sumboils]

Peep the bio👀

[The Summoner @sumboils]

Ppl hate me cuz they ain't me😎

[The Summoner @sumboils]

Lol nobody asks u that https://t.co/AZoWHqKlND

[The Summoner @sumboils]

@BathWifey @TheRealMonk3

[The Summoner @sumboils]

@TheRealMonk3 @ItsFoodPorn ur fat

[The Summoner @sumboils]

@GetSummoner is my person

[The Summoner @sumboils]

Sad halloween's over bc then ppl thought it was a mask #uglyguyprobs