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[Soph @sooaappyy__]

cant flirt but i can make things really awkward if you’re into that

[☆ ★ @daydreaminvirgo]

do guys remember when we were all mexican this summer i miss it

[desire @adoredesire]

white people be like yeah my entire family is lowkey racist but they wont be racist to you

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

hearing a beloved friend say the words “can i be mean for a sec” is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[miia @miiagarro]

i know dictatorships are bad, but maybe if we try with ME in charge it'll be different

[amz @sumdumthoughts]

@goodluckkat menace (nonderogatory)

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I regret to inform you that you are not actually anti-genocide if you don’t recognize the right of oppressed people to violently resist their oppressors.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

My parents at 27: Making good progress on the mortgage. We are established lawyers and educators. Time to have children soon.

Me at 27: Ok…if I’m having Movie Theater Popcorn Dinner (salty) I should probably balance it with Ice Cream Lunch (sweet)

[100 @yh_me2]

despite my consistent contact with grass, I’m still like this

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[Ebibaby @Ebibabyy]

“Nobody is coming to save you” but your day literally gets better after you consume art made by other people. You hang w friends & you’re no longer suicidal, even if just for a few minutes. They’re lying to you about the significance of community. People are saving you EVERYDAY!

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[Braنdon(دنnبرا) @brxndonbrandoff]

i hate seeing british ppl so happy in india

[a 🫐 @arhamshaikhh]

There should be an anti linkedin app where everyone posts their L’s and we congratulate them for it

[flashback to getting head at a Halo 2 LAN party @GarlicCorgi]

Getting to be unemployed during a world cup is one of the most pure joys imaginable

[(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。 @nicegirI123]

Portugal fans

[trans judeo-bolshevik @transjewtalian]

first time germany has been properly punished by an international body for anything

[Leslie I. Jiménez @oyeleslie_]

Viva Latinoamérica
Vivan los pueblos libres
Viva el fútbol
Alv el sionismo, el colonialismo, la FIFA y los tibios.

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part