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4x Emmy Loser 🐝🍯🏳️‍🌈

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

literally bought a yellow speedo just bc of Nymphia Wind’s influence 🍌💛

[HEYJAEEE! (Got hacked) @heyjaeeeee]

HE WON MISSISSIPPI!!!!!!!!

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

@theJoeMichaell nope not at all lol

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

bf looked at me last night and sincerely asked “who is doctor doom?”

[azor ahai @midwestbimbo]

i’m so sorry but the meaning of life is to go to a party.

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

@_garrettcharles very Texas coded

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

Brooklyn oomfs you can celebrate Blexas by going to King Kolaches

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

@mannie_petty pleaseeeee

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

@thisisnttylerr living my dream omg

[Eren ᱬ @erenfromtargets]

no shade if Wanda on Dr Doom side then we on Dr Doom side

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

this dropped when we were at a party on fire island and I was going around making everyone watch it at the party 😭

[HEYJAEEE! (Got hacked) @heyjaeeeee]

What if I said I was still thinking about this

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

my pitbull is black
my heeler is blue
I’ll be damned if my state ain’t too 💙

[freya jane @freyaunfiltered]

my governor is a woman
my senator is a freak
no store does more than my heb

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

@JCov1 @Bey let’s remember our YouTube login, baddiebey

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

@HunterPippinME @SonyPictures @AmazonMGMStudio I found your next Bond

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

@JWilmit who wants to tell this moron it’s a joke

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

the weather has been perfect, everyone’s been nicer, the lines at HEB moved fast and my small town coffee shop hired a new barista with a septum piercing

[vo @vanillaopinions]

i bet living in texas right now feels good as fuck

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

@AlfredPalumb1 I understand this week has been hard for you so I’ll go easy on you… it’s a joke

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

@bonnkeerrzz she made a great latte

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

@TXLSRanger lines at heb can be bad? Tf?

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

@Matthew_herron1 cope harder

[wor$t man in america @slayyyter]

gay boyyy 💗