the wicked witch of the east bro

A season was named after me.

[brandon* @brndxix]

humanizing fatherhood

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain

[quinn @lunamothl3sbian]

finally, real sports journalism

[the wicked witch of the east bro @sumjenk]

It’s because they’re dating bums who don’t have their own place

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

Can’t believe some people don’t see the problem with having their boyfriend over EVERY WEEKEND while having a roommate. No I don’t wanna see your bf in our apartment every fucking weekend are you crazy. Go to his place once a while too the fuck

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

“We could have done even less.”

[☦︎ Based Ganyu ☦︎ @basedganyu]

the woman who coined "fake and gay" is herself both fake and gay

[ToutdeSuiteLaSinner Is Salty AF @ToutSuiteSinner]

The Cornell response to the raping of a female student is how we end up with Trumps, Epsteins, and Kavanaughs.

I said what I said.

[the wicked witch of the east bro @sumjenk]

I block every wannabe influencer in Baltimore that I come across on tik tok and it’s gives me such peace of mind

[the wicked witch of the east bro @sumjenk]

@breathngrande @derek553 Me when I lie

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the agent of the state who was mediating the 3 hour KN95 lesbian bar zoom meeting

[the wicked witch of the east bro @sumjenk]

4. Giving Patient Zero full marks and a nod to Babylon. Idk what’s going on with the other two 😔

[About Music @AboutMusicYT]

Taylor Swift has officially released The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore. Rate it from 1 to 10.

[celia st. james supremacist @celiastjamez]

why does every interview look like they’re a couple at an ivf consultation

[Down South GA Girl 🍑 @peachnamedgizmo]

Yall donating money to a man that chokes women, beats children &!has an active restraining order

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[half empty girl @meowingabyss]

Every time I see this clip for half a second I think it's an elaborate bit where everyone is Bo burnham

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

How do I boycott Ed Sheeran when my previous consumption of his work was zero

[alu @vigilantesht]

“saccharide, aries, from the vineyard, north or south”

[the wicked witch of the east bro @sumjenk]

Do you ever look at a bullet you dodged and think “wow his gf is kinda a medium ugly loser too” or is that just me

[the wicked witch of the east bro @sumjenk]

@fuitsnack It’s accurate. All of it

[the wicked witch of the east bro @sumjenk]

lmaooooo they will have to pry this app from my cold dead hands one day

[🇭🇹 ayiti libre! 🇭🇹 @evenmoredan]

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