summer

lifes a roller coaster but im tall enough to ride

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

this is one of those life changing tweets

[dan 🐝 @niloucitas]

siento q he vivido 30 vidas desde q pasó esto

[fenlon @fen_lon]

smoking the weed that makes my dad easier to talk to

[augustine (a liuser) @augustinesfall]

LV realized they were not capable of dressing such an alt baddie and handed the styling over to chrome hearts… and people cheered.

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

if my friend hates u i hate u-in-law

[Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist]

Someone should invent a version of Outlook that can search for emails and find them.

[AB @AlannaBennett]

Sorry haters she’s a star

[CCP @PereiraCyd77098]

Probably one of the best tweets ever.

[Rue @rglwsm]

No one says goodnight sleep tight don’t let the bedbugs bite anymore and that worries me

[⋆*ken⋆ฺ｡* @glumiken]

i think i would let my pokemon vape if they wanted to

[𝐤𝐚𝐲 @sondering__]

this and a blood orange san pellegrino

[kayla @mitckm]

reclaiming tony soprano summer by:
-snacking on various meats and cheeses out of the fridge
-accepting that my antidepressants do actually work
-getting really sentimental about birds
-letting the f-bombs fly without reservation
-singing along to steely dan in the car

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[ً @cryst6ls]

and when i am six feet under and bugs are eating my heart…all they will taste is the love i have for my friends and family

[sleve mcdichael @sleve_mcdichael]

baby on my train just absolutely BLASTING bubbles everywhere

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i am not my father i am not my mother but im a third worse thing

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story whatsoever

[Bear @Beargirl_1]

I believe books don't let you read them until you are ready for them