summer

[summer @summerash99]

@criterionchannl Cube (1997)

[summer @summerash99]

bill nye with a gun

[summer @summerash99]

I wish @GovInslee was actually this despotic

[TheMrAnderson @oldlostone69]

@BrandiKruse @GovInslee Because he’s a power hungry coward

[summer @summerash99]

spraying victoria’s secret body mist in the unabomber cabin

[summer @summerash99]

my DVD copy of the new super mario movie
#italianfilm #unrated

[summer @summerash99]

@theythemini @mountain_goats here take this: 🗡, you will need it for your quest

[summer @summerash99]

@ToadWetSprocket https://t.co/5XBLCv3w70

[summer @summerash99]

I approach interviews as if they are a Turing test being administered to me and I have to answer correctly to assure the interviewer that I am a real human

[summer @summerash99]

@LandeCalrissian so wise

[summer @summerash99]

@LandeCalrissian I love how the dog looks like Falkor from The Neverending Story

[summer @summerash99]

before u judge how much coffee I drink pls ask urself if u have an addy prescription

[summer @summerash99]

@frOOhockbryn but imagine arctic monkeys vinyl on a crosley portable record player playing in the background

[summer @summerash99]

should I post a flash picture of the bruise on my knee or was the internet lying about tumblr coming back

[summer @summerash99]

@dalmatianlover @tyanamiyako also the ocean is an unlevel playing field it’s called waves

[summer @summerash99]

@dalmatianlover @tyanamiyako would u still love a dalmatian if it was trans @dalmatianlover or no?

[summer @summerash99]

everyone was making fun of that author who accidentally put Zelda ingredients as real objects in his book but actually so many google searches autocomplete “in minecraft” at the end without me noticing until I start reading the article

[summer @summerash99]

good to know that 9/11 was significant enough to earn a spot on the yankee candle "true american success story" timeline

[4AD @4AD_Official]

(20)23

[summer @summerash99]

I love what this automated astrology website had to say about Ted Bundy's birth chart...
#writing