mighty bee

guys.... I’m so happy. 😂❤️🤷🏼‍♀️

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I either look like the happiest girl alive or like I'm going to kill the next person who breathes. There is no in between. #rbf

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@fingermariee A good employer will be proud of you for growing! 🥰

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Some dude just said “good luck finding someone who will put up with your bullshit”
Honey… there’s a line…. And you aren’t even on the roster.

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My car keeps gaslighting me. I thought I raised her better.

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Financial Goal:
Walk into a plastic surgeon and say “you know why I’m here” and see what they do to me.

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I’m such a proud college dropout right now

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Me trying to save money....

Walmart ad:

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@brittn182 Call me beep me if you wanna reach me 😂😂😂😂 of course!!

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I shotgunned a white claw in front of my grandma and she was like:

“wow!!! Good job!!”

And that’s the energy I need from everyone else in my life. Thank you.

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Ppl my age getting married and having kids while I’m googling “will tears make me break out?” Because I let another asshole make a fool outta me.

From now on, it’s just me, my dog, and my future.

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I feel like I’m getting fucked by the government with no stimulation. At least use lube dude.

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Can we please normalize a 4 day work week?

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If I offer you a drink and you have to look at the clock before you answer.... you should just leave. I don’t need that negativity in my life.

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In light of my current bank account balance, everyone is getting finger guns and a “merry Christmas” from me this year.

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@peachybambinoo This is very fair and a good point. I’d also like to share that I read this tweet 5 times before I realized ally meant “partner” or “friend” and you were in fact not calling out a bitch named ally