SummerChimpapwe

Moonchild 🌙 | INFP | Bibliophile 📚 |Girl in Tech 👩🏾‍💻| 🏳️‍🌈 | A quirky aesthetic coconut hun |

[Yosa @Devil5Advoc8]

The silly thing about money is that even when you start earning the "goal", the goal shifts.

[YOUFOUNDFUNKY💘 @PreciousJudge5]

Because why is your tummy so big as a man? No PCOS, pregnancy, fibroid..
What’s your excuse?

[angel🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

I'm a very independent woman but I have no desire dating someone who watches me do everything on my own.

[Jonathan Cage @YourDudeJCage]

I don't care how you were raised.

Unlearn your racism. Unlearn your misogyny. Unlearn your homophobia.

You're an adult now.

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

Having money is nice, but having money left after handling your responsibilities? Different level of peace.

[Mina✨ @Sparkles2369]

Women are doing great things and I'll be one of them 🙌🏻

[ChipoAutumn @ChipoAutumn]

“I’m just doing it for the plot”
Then why are your eyes red?

[awesomLEAHmazing @goatspursfan]

Me, with DND on, scrolling social media with missed calls and several texts sitting waiting to be replied to:

[CHI$OM (Hates APC)🐆✨ @_chiceeeyyy]

Your father is referring to you and your sisters not the rest of us.

[𝓂 @marosakhi]

Why are men fat when they’ve never even carried life before??

[HippieMom @KatsKorner2023]

This is my new theme song 🎵 Hakuna MaFucket 🤣 🤣 🤣 I know so many of us can relate 🤣🤣🎶🎵

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

I’m sorry but having no sense of urgency irritates me.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

no one talks about the personality shift in your 30s where you no longer want to be impressive you just want to be rested, regulated, and completely unavailable to anything that drains you

[CryinginHD @anonymous_bbgKE]

My level of adulting:

Not wanting to make any extra stops on my way home from work. I'm late for the house bruh.

[Evensya @EvensyaXo]

Thats how you know millennial were always the real readers. Book to movie pipeline was THICK!

[Wickedest Divinity @FuukTwitar]

I do both, why can't he??

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟 @lifeofstelynn]

“You handled that so well.”

Me: thanks I’m a high functioning trainwreck.

[Malo @nocontextdude]

I don’t really understand this year. Every 2 minutes is Monday.

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

addicted to saying “not my circus, not my monkeys” to things that are absolutely both my circus and my monkeys