summer

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

can i come over and circle you like a shark

[m𑣲cèo @maceonotes]

when tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow i was just in the fcking air

[Punk @forestkeyz]

When bush cums to shove

[t. @taeseru]

they’ll host a Pilates event in your ass if you’re not careful

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

you can stay for dinner i'll just need to boil another hot dog

[lex @lexlisbon]

Larping as someone who has their shit together by putting lotion on after my shower

[H' @Hazaleedoll]

"the baby you aborted could have changed the world." Bitch you born and you ain't done shii for the planet keep it quiet.

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

"its all in ur head" oh my god😭😭😭i thought it was in my ass😭😭😭 thank u so much😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[summer @summerjjames]

@victoriaaclaris Wow I love you

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

[shrimps💪🍤 @shrimpchipsss]

death by a thousand $20 purchases

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

babe are u ok you’ve hardly touched ur GAS PEDAL THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT IS 65 WHY THE FUCK ARE U GOING 50

[purple haired bitch 🪩 @CupK8y]

It’s really crazy how many of yall are suddenly okay with seeing someone in concert who was selling a tshirt with a swastika on it a year ago 🫣

[Maryam @moonmilkmuse]

What they like that I can afford.

[paola @paolalien]

the worst part about having a job is having to wear a bra

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

why tf do i keep thinking i can get ready in 15 minutes when i’ve never actually done it

[SJ @sydphetamine]

type shit i be on

[. @UntoldbyTerry]

They’ll put protein up yo ass if you not paying attention