Summer Sattora

Book addict. TV obsessed. Movie lover. Cat mom. Part time barista. Part time youth ministry assistant. Wannabe Winchester.

[Summer Sattora @summerjsat]

@RyanPaevey That album was a favorite of mine in college. Also, Christian Kane does a fantastic cover of Fast Car.

[Summer Sattora @summerjsat]

@SamSmithTweets @LovecraftHBO Second episode was even better than the first. Can't wait to see where they go from here.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The biggest red flag on a man's bookshelf is a hollowed-out book that contains evidence of his dastardly schemes

[Summer Sattora @summerjsat]

In other words, wear your masks, social distance, and be smart.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

COVID is NOT over.

At best it’s half time.

You don’t call it a win at half time no matter the score.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Fund the @USPS.

[Summer Sattora @summerjsat]

As a Leo, this may not be wrong.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The signs as Shakespeare tropes

Aries: Regicide
Taurus: Miscommunication
Gemini: Double entendres
Cancer: Pirates
Leo: Madness
Virgo: Bad disguises
Libra: Faking your death
Scorpio: Revenge
Sagittarius: The fool
Capricorn: Crossdressing
Aquarius: Homoerotic subtext
Pisces: Puns

[Summer Sattora @summerjsat]

@RyanPaevey Wait. What now? Did he? I... I just... oh. Sweet Jesus.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

I'm outraged by reports that a black trans man was assaulted in Rochester.

Anti-transgender violence is an epidemic but in NY we will never tolerate this vile hate.

I directed the @nyspolice Hate Crimes Unit to provide all resources necessary to bring the assailants to justice.

[Summer Sattora @summerjsat]

@GeneralHospital is back today!!!! Not gonna lie, I may actually cry when I watch it. I missed GH. So much.

[Summer Sattora @summerjsat]

There were many people on my street who did not get this message.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Reminder: It’s Saturday.

Don’t go to a crowded party.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

It’s Saturday night.

Party like it’s Monday.

Or like you have a big exam tomorrow.

Or like you have a 6am wake up call.

Be smart. Be safe.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

US President Donald Trump calls to delay 2020 election, citing possible mail-in voting fraud despite little evidence https://t.co/mWFN6QIbr7

[Summer Sattora @summerjsat]

I just went to order some stuff from @foodstirs because they were having a sale and the shipping was going to be $17.99 for 3 mixes. Just the shipping. $17.99. The total for the mixes was around that price. I'm not paying $32 for that. Disappointed.

[Summer Sattora @summerjsat]

But I would like to have an idea. Please and thank you.

[His Dark Materials @daemonsanddust]

“You have no idea what it’s like to be cooped up in an air balloon with Andrew Scott.” - @Lin_Manuel on #HisDarkMaterials Season 2.

[Summer Sattora @summerjsat]

Do I think we should be able to? Yes. Do I think most people are capable of doing it? Absolutely not.

[13WHAM @13WHAM]

No more drinks at a bar- without a meal. Governor Cuomo says chips or peanuts are not sufficient. You must have at least soup, salad-or a sandwich. Do you think-- if exercising proper social distancing- you should be able to drink- at a bar- without having "food"?

[Summer Sattora @summerjsat]

That moment when you're sort of hungry and you know you should eat dinner but you have more wine instead. #imanadultiswear #canistillblamequarantine

[Summer Sattora @summerjsat]

Do you know what ISN'T relaxing during yoga? When your cat keeps twitching his tail in your face. And then farts. #yogafail #catsandyoga

[Summer Sattora @summerjsat]

Every time I see an older white man with his mask BELOW his nose I want to lose my fucking mind. Wear it right or stay the fuck home. #onarampage

[Summer Sattora @summerjsat]

I miss my quarantine and Phase 1 customers. They were polite, friendly, and patient. Phase 3? Cranky. Rude. Impatient. Not all of them, but enough to make me sad. #baristalife #nystate #phase3

[Summer Sattora @summerjsat]

My stomach this morning: I need nachos! Peanut butter M&Ms make a good breakfast, yes? #imightbePMSing