The signs as Shakespeare tropes
Aries: Regicide
Taurus: Miscommunication
Gemini: Double entendres
Cancer: Pirates
Leo: Madness
Virgo: Bad disguises
Libra: Faking your death
Scorpio: Revenge
Sagittarius: The fool
Capricorn: Crossdressing
Aquarius: Homoerotic subtext
Pisces: Puns
I'm outraged by reports that a black trans man was assaulted in Rochester.
Anti-transgender violence is an epidemic but in NY we will never tolerate this vile hate.
I directed the @nyspolice Hate Crimes Unit to provide all resources necessary to bring the assailants to justice.
I just went to order some stuff from @foodstirs because they were having a sale and the shipping was going to be $17.99 for 3 mixes. Just the shipping. $17.99. The total for the mixes was around that price. I'm not paying $32 for that. Disappointed.
No more drinks at a bar- without a meal. Governor Cuomo says chips or peanuts are not sufficient. You must have at least soup, salad-or a sandwich. Do you think-- if exercising proper social distancing- you should be able to drink- at a bar- without having "food"?
I miss my quarantine and Phase 1 customers. They were polite, friendly, and patient. Phase 3? Cranky. Rude. Impatient. Not all of them, but enough to make me sad. #baristalife#nystate#phase3