Summer

[Summer @summernjames]

We had a baby

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[written by emily henry @emilyhenryverse]

Emily Henry’s “Book Lovers” is getting its own hardcover deluxe edition, available August 18, 2026.

It will include a new letter from Emily and a never-before-seen epilogue from the original draft of the book.

[𐙚 @girlsoinluve]

January Gus are one of my most favourite fictional couple and this adaptation is very important to me. Emily henry and Yulin kuang, you both better not fuck this up for me.

[Dr. Dave @drdave1999]

Do I support James Talarico’s run for the Senate in TX?

You bet I do.

Do I believe Texans will elect him?

Nope. Texans elected Cruz, Cornyn, Paxton, and Abbott REPEATEDLY. They’re the dumbest, most ignorant, and self-destructive voters in all of America. Absolute troglodytes.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Erika Kirk holds multiple degrees & runs businesses, got married at 34, & had her first child at 35. However she wants YOU to abandon scholarship, get married & have babies in your early 20s and trust your husband to care for you.
None of the trad-wife spokeswomen are trad wives

[Evan @daviddunn177]

“This is not a game, Secretary.”

“I'm Attorney General.”

“My apologies, I couldn't tell.”

Becca Balint just won the day.

Last one out, turn off the lights.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: CA Gov Gavin Newsom's wife makes him step aside so she can scold journalists for not asking the right questions at a Planned Parenthood press conference.

The scolding came as Newsom signed a bill approving $90M in "emergency" funds to abortion providers.

"We just find it incredulous..." started Jennifer Siebel Newsom.

"You wonder why we have such a horrific war on women in this country, and that these guys are getting away with it because you don't seem to care!"

[French Response @FrenchResponse]

Investigating child sexual abuse material isn’t controversial.
Turning it into political theater is manipulation.
Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn’t fly in France.

[bushra @boooklovers]

WHY DO YOU THINK JANUARY

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

hilarious in hindsight that he tweeted “your body, my choice” with a body count of 0

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

what the absolute fuck did zohran say to him lol

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

It is pretty wild to tweet this and then become his vice president. Absolutely no principles.

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

Call me a radical liberal, but I just don't think a pedophile should be President of the United States.

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Imagine the most prolific sex trafficker in modern history saying this about you lmao

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

The Democrats time travelled to the 1980s and made Trump party with Epstein while running teenage beauty pageants?!

[Jonathon Van Maren @JVanMaren]

Without fail, the first thing a cult leader discovers is his divine right to sex with more than one woman.

[Home of the Brave @OfTheBraveUSA]

Jeffrey Epstein: "Have them ask my houseman about donald [Trump] almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."

[Tom Colicchio @tomcolicchio]

thank god