summer lovin’

had me a blast

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

selling my baby’s plasma so i can get fortnite battle pass

[summer lovin’ @summerrhaleyy]

did not realize yall r on ios 26 already...i may be stuck on ios 17 forever

[summer lovin’ @summerrhaleyy]

crying at the bar bc i saw a picture of tim duncan at the game last night #orderheranuber

[a @a8065287968522]

i'm like if a person wasn't

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

bezos. epstein. dahmer. no one name their kid jeffrey until we figure out what the HELL is going on………

[summer lovin’ @summerrhaleyy]

BOOOOOOOOOOO I HATE SARAH!!!!!!!

[Colorado Springs Police Department @CSPDPIO]

Today, Thursday, May 7th, 2026, the Colorado Springs Public Safety Communications Center will be testing a new assistive AI agent on the *NON-EMERGENCY phone line (719-444-7000) between 9 a.m. and 9:00 p.m. This AI agent (SARAH) is designed to support call handling and improve service efficiency on our non-emergency line. Throughout the testing period, all activity will be closely monitored by trained communications personnel. This test will *NOT impact 911 services, which will continue to operate as normal.

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[matt @mattybtweets69]

What should I do for dinner and the entire rest of my life

[I have a 2 inch cock @hotpissers2]

Goin log for log w the bitch one stall over in the kohls bathroom

[tanarchiste 𝍎𝌆 @paourkaezh]

why use AI when nasa drops banger like this

[taylor @GeorgeTaylorG]

How it feels listening to dogshit music you loved in high school.

[The Truest @dre___843]

Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

[ᥫ᭡ MET HARRY @zabelrry]

when i’m at a concert having fun in the moment then remember nothing ever lasts forever

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

We’re LIVE with Connor Storrie and @MumfordAndSons on @nbc and @peacock!

[Rebecca Black @MsRebeccaBlack]

suuuuper divalicious of my 13 yr old self let’s be honest