Summer Sprake

22 | Portsmouth |

[Summer Sprake @summersprake]

@Mi78283217Brian @portsmouthnews One, Why would you stand and film this and two, why would you upload it to social media? Bit insensitive do you not think?

[Summer Sprake @summersprake]

So apple watches promote wellbeing… I don’t find being alerted to “take a minute” in the middle of a foul mood to be any kind of soothing comment. It riles me up as much as arguing with your sibling then them walking away and going “errr calm down”

[Summer Sprake @summersprake]

My red flag is… throwing a banana skin out my car window into a hedge whilst driving and shouting MaRIo KaRt 🚩

[Summer Sprake @summersprake]

I set 10 alarms at 15 minute intervals for the morning then have to check that i’ve actually turned all of those 10 alarms on 5 times before I can actually sleep peacefully… lol

[Summer Sprake @summersprake]

I have a real thing against butternut squash

[Summer Sprake @summersprake]

I had an impulsive thought on Saturday…I got in my car Sunday morning and drove 4 hours up the country and I’m now in the Peak District on my own just vibin till I wanna go home… long live the fuck it and go attitude!

[Summer Sprake @summersprake]

Can we just take a moment to ask ourselves wtf the ‘AskFM’ period was all about

[Summer Sprake @summersprake]

Tell ya what… I need a fucking holiday

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

“it’s been a long week” me on monday

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Run in opposite directions to see who your dog loves more.. 😅 https://t.co/gEukgeOvYy

[Summer Sprake @summersprake]

@alicehudson_ This is genius!

[Summer Sprake @summersprake]

Watching Purple Hearts has brought out my hayfever 🥺

[Summer Sprake @summersprake]

I just had an intrusive thought about flinging the peanut butter on my knife on the kitchen ceiling… there is now peanut butter on the kitchen ceiling

[Summer Sprake @summersprake]

I’m a hoe for Hartley’s Strawberry Seedless

[Summer Sprake @summersprake]

The rest of this years gonna be focused on packing that bunda and taming the mummy milkers

[Summer Sprake @summersprake]

Random guys calling you darling = 🤢

I am not your darling. Never will be, never want to be

[Abbey 🦊 @absondabs]

Fuel prices atm are making me want to smash my head off the pavement

[Summer Sprake @summersprake]

New day, same me

[Yahari🌎 @Y_Reyes22]

i will restart the entire song if u talk over it idc

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

"who got you smiling?" me im funny af