cranky shorty

☻ ♒︎ ♈︎ ♋︎ ☻ yolo ☻

[cranky shorty @summieedoo]

how do yall walk in a straight line cuz I b zig zagging all over the sidewalk fr

[cranky shorty @summieedoo]

shut uppppppp

[cranky shorty @summieedoo]

@xabbby Pizza is to die for!!

[abby 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @xabbby]

Sometimes being from Keyser is SUPER fun

[Type D. Writer @ThatTypeWriter]

Why bro talking like they’re roommates in some fucking sitcom 😭😭💀

[cranky shorty @summieedoo]

can someone tell me what JFC stands for bc all I see is John F Cennedy

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

If a weapon is so dangerous that a squad of police officers are too afraid to confront a single person wielding it, that weapon should be banned.

[cranky shorty @summieedoo]

@xabbby can you IMAGINE LMFSO it’s just me asking the kid if they wanna get tattoos

[abby 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @xabbby]

I can’t wait to make the godmother of my kid @summieedoo she’s gonna be PISSED if i die

[cranky shorty @summieedoo]

@nahteegi the 50 year old regulars when you pulled out a switch

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

literally everyone warned fox news and tucker carlson that this would happen and they fucking laughed and went harder

[cranky shorty @summieedoo]

@nahteegi come to my island dummy

[cranky shorty @summieedoo]

sleep? I don’t know bout sleep it’s summatime

[kait @kaitlvnx]

summer & i haven’t had our after work week night big times drinks in months & tell me why the first time we go back there’s a full thrown up spaghetti meal being scooped up and the macarena playing full blast

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

One might imagine that, if Roe is struck down, other rights that have seemingly been 'set in stone' could now also be reversed.

[cranky shorty @summieedoo]

@ghostofarbys I am not mentally stable enough for u to do this to me

[cranky shorty @summieedoo]

@ghostofarbys I GET IT

[Huey Lewis & The Booze @hotdogs4christ]

@summieedoo Why do you think

[cranky shorty @summieedoo]

@summieedoo Why do you think

[cranky shorty @summieedoo]

no cuz why did the algorithm put me on big forehead tik tok