Garrett Summitt

just trying to be a legend

[Garrett Summitt @summittup]

fool me once, shame on me. fool me twice, now you’re only allowed to drink lite beers around the house.

[Garrett Summitt @summittup]

Hindsight is 20/20; highsight is 4:20

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Men are out here tryna be Ryan Gosling when all women want is Ryan Reynolds.

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I’m aiming to be in rare form for the rest of my life.

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here to say that the Dune trailer was easily the best film of 2020

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we don’t want no devils in the house, we want the Lord

[Garrett Summitt @summittup]

greatness has never been achieved through familiarity

[Garrett Summitt @summittup]

@MarkDuplass @jayduplass I have finally finished “Like Brothers” and I never want to read another book again. It’s just too perfect. Thank you both for your humor, creativity, and insight. ❤️

[Garrett Summitt @summittup]

y’all actually tryna convince me that a platypus is not a pokemon

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I’ve come to realize that fulfilling your purpose doesn’t mean finding something important to do, it’s making what you do important.

[Garrett Summitt @summittup]

i am spartacus

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is your D.A.R.E shirt ironic, bruh??

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My religion is listening to the Hair (New Broadway Cast Recording) at least three times a day.

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Yer Fond of Me Dank Lighthouse Memes, Ain't Ye? https://t.co/TcwEqVra0U @TheGetReadyMan @juicoman

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Star Wars : The Rise of Skywalker (2019) < Cats (2019) #irrationalresponsesonly

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hurt people hurt people

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every dance is the chicken dance if you’re a chicken.

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@PensacolaPrize i wore this costume once...

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Rockabye baby, on the treetop. How did you get there? Your mother's on crack.

[Garrett Summitt @summittup]

i think i chose life over love.